Hope everything went well for you this week & that you have the weekend to relax for once. I’m working right through it as usual, then off to see the folks for a couple of days; nothing outstanding to report from me except that I can’t believe the straws I’m prepared to clutch at in order to plug the gap left by your gorgeous, sexy body & mind, baby! Can’t wait to see you again! Mwah!

Gotta agree Moz – what a great new photo set, mmm Not what I usually associate with a rubber fetish hehe but thanks for keeping us drip-fed with your magnificent modelling Cami. I’m trying to think of some garage-based cheeky witticisms, but it’s been such a shitty week my head’s a shed at the moment! :-7 *ahem* OK, so the sexy sight of you bouncing on a pile of Pirellis shouldn’t require me to think much beyond “Stay focused and avoid skid mark jokes”, but for a Sat morning full of promise, all I wanna do is go to bed… as you know I do all my best thinking in there so maybe it’s for the best hehe

Missing you terribly, my darlin’. All my love & best wishes to you honey; hope the chilly October air is keeping your nibbly nipples nice & stiff mmm mwah mwah hehe cheeky giggles!

It’s everyone else’s day, but for now I bid you nighty night.

Lee x x x x x x x

see ya soon, love ya loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*sigh* something’s missing from late night TV, huh? Can’t quite put my finger on her; maybe that’s the problem hehe She’s on the tip of my tongue *stop it no-o-ow!* lol

Hey, you know how a thought should sometimes stay in your head and ideally get packed off to Sellafield for safe disposal? :-7 Maybe you won’t like this one then…
The good thing about Camilla being away is that on a night off I can surf away & just have BS on in the background without turning round every 30 secs & dropping everything (make of that what you will hehe). Currently Toya’s just started PP but I heard her before I noticed; it has to be said she has a very sexy, husky voice – perfect for the phone and, I’m certain, the radio. I reckon when she puts PP etc. behind her she’d have a good chance at such a career. Probably not 6-0-6 on a Sat tho eh, footie fans? lol Different kinda phone-in altogether!

Let’s face it; the flipside to being beautiful & sexy is that you get judged by your age much sooner than most of us do; ageism only applies to the majority of us in our fifties. I’m sure you’ve mentioned it to some of us in the past Camilla, but have you any plans for life beyond BabeStation? None of us want to see you go while we’re still alive I’m positive lol but I’ll bet at the tender age of 25 there’s new babes coming thru the door that at some level must make you look over your shoulder from time to time. You’re utterly fantastic on TV baby; professonal, confident, bold, sexy, relaxed & accomplished, so does your future lie on the small screen or are you preparing for a seachange when you’re ready to hang up your bullwhip & thigh boots?

I hope it doesn’t sound too patronising or condescending for me to tell you that I wish we could grow old together on either end of a phone line until the Retirement Home for the Permanently Bewildered minibus arrives… lol long may you reign, Queen Camilla! Mwah a dozen times!

Lee x x x x x x x

p.s. Nice to see you represented a bit more on the BS ident; the old one was a bit Blink & You’ll Miss Her. Love the PG Camilla in Chains! Yummy! L x x x

Hope it all went well for you today – can’t wait to hear from you when you’re back at home. I’m expecting words like “tired, aching, sore and enormous”. lol Hope some Kinkstah TLC will aid your speedy recovery, my darlin’ mwah mwah!

Hi Mozza – yeah mate, like a fucking magnet lol remember Jasper Carrott’s Nutter on the Bus routine? I’m the one sat on his own by the window when Napoleon Dynamite steps on with his clockwork dalek collection and a cricket bat… Still noone got hurt; I’m still worried about that poor girl though; she really didn’t want that guy anywhere near her so I’m betting she took a cab & damn the expense.

*uh*… so what do we do now BabeStation’s just a background tease? Personally I’m back to make some more French Onion soup in Cafe World lol Who’d've thought the Kinkstah was a gourmet cyberchef huh? Hey baby, I couldn’t just lie there and watch you make your OWN breakfast in the morning, hehe

Peace & good will to most men…

Lee x x x x x x x

p.s. will this count as a Get Well Soon card, Cami babe? :-7 Post Office not what there once were and all that…

i haven’t been upto much today other than sleeping for most of it, so i’m just chillin’ with my feet up before i hit the road to work again.

speak again soon, take care, love ya xxxxxxxx

hiya Lee, you sound like the kinda bloke that could be in any where in the world, in a room full of people and yet always be the one that gets lumbered with the nutter!!…much to everyone else’s amusement, lol.

and yeah Brick Vader, wicked mate hats off to whoever made it, genius. i’ll have to have a look for the others when i get chance. thanks again for the link

Now you mention it, I don’t remember getting a text after I phoned PartyLand so maybe it’s a safer bet; I’d not put much faith in anything while Camilla’s away though! The spam texting started increasing before this occurred; as it’s unlikely many of us will be ringing in over the next few weeks I doubt we’ll be any the wiser as to what BS are playing at.

Had a good night out though I didn’t get up to much in the end; just a few beers, some scran & a bit of pop n’ roll on the ole juke with an old mate across town. Got accosted by some whacked out gangbanger at Finsbury Park who stayed with me all the way home (thankfully he stayed on the train), regaling me with stories of a skinful, a punch-up with some bald geezer who he’d called a paedo (not a good opener, I suggested), and some bloke I look Just Fucking Like in Letchworth (oh shi-i-it!), before trying to sit on some poor girl who was doing her very best to ignore him, and ranting on about police line-ups. She left at Potter’s Bar for her own safety; I hope to God she actually lived there… :-7

Hey Camilla babe, suppose I’d better turn to you! By the time you read this I expect you’ll be back home, so I hope all went well for you, sweetie. It’s good you have (fuck, getting my tenses mixed up here lol someone call Lynne Truss!) a friendly hand to hold; I wouldn’t like to do anything like this on my own. Here’s to a speedy recovery and some well-deserved R&R baby. Mwah!

Kisses & cuddles to soothe the soreness…

Lee x x x x x x x

bit of a piss take with the ‘thanks for calling’ txt then, tho i didn’t get one from partyland the other day, so maybe it’s just babestation doing it. it’s still shit tho if everytime you ring but don’t get through, they’re still gonna send you a txt and charge ya £1.50 for it!!

anyway, back on topic hi Camilla, fingers crossed all goes well with the op tomorrow, gonna be thinking about you xxxxxxx (nothing new there tho eh ) what time is the op babe?

catch ya later pretty lady, lots n lots of love as always xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

All I was going to say was hope you have a safe and uneventfull trip to your clinic and that your op goes without any complications, i’m sure it will. Please promise that you will keep your fans updated as to your progress, its just a shame that you feel unable to post your after pics on here, but nevermind at least for those that wait we get to see the finished article, I personally can’t wait to see the results.

Take care and best wishes

Matty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx