hey everyone, just wanted to say a huge hello to all of my favourite people….hope you are all well. I have had a wicked run up of final days and only Thursday and Sunday to go until i’m off on monday for the big op. I would love to put some pics up as a sneak preview before getting back on your tv screens and feel u guys deserve it as being loyal members of Club camilla…..But and it is a big but….everything i type on here about whats going on with me etc seems to always end up on that bloody forum and although i would love to give ya all a sneak preview of my new boobs i know within 5 mins of putting the pic up it will be on the forum….and to be fair what is the point of u guys being exclusive on here and them getting shit like that for free hey ! So i really am sorry but you’ll all have to wait the full 3 weeks until i re appear, i’m afraid someone has to spoil it for the rest of ya 
I hope u all understand…..My friend who is coming with me is bringing his camera tho and we’ll make sure we get some pics of the journey and i’ll pop them up for u…..just no new boobs yet !
I love ya all dearly and it’s been good catching up with some of you that i don’t get to speak to that often but ya made an effort to say hi and bye before i go…..THANK YOU ;0
big kisses to u all xxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Cami babe…
Awww, don’t worry about your grabd return being spoiled by paparazzi wannabes stealing your thunder – I’ve been photoshopping big boobies onto yours for weeks lol
Clearly I’m joking honey (better make THAT crystal clear!) – I just hope it all goes well for you, sweetie.
Mwah! I had such a great time with you earlier baby – I’ll be kicking myself for the rest of the month for missing your silver screen shower scene (any Felix da Housecat fans out there?), but all the fun I had with you made up for that. Mwah again!
I hope I can catch you before I hit the workplace on Thurs night baby – one last hurrah before you go and all that. I’d love to make Sun as well but we start at 8pm which pretty much spoils my farewell, so hopefully Thurs it will be.
Sleep well, my gorgeous girl.
Somehow I’ve got to now as well; just hope I don’t roll over unexpectedly or come Thurs the Kinkstah will be calling you as a convalescent (with a pregnant mattress lol) 
Just thinking of CJ in her PJs makes me all tingly…
Nighty night baby!
Lee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey my sexy lady,
Glad you have been enjoying yourself on the show for the last couple of days and I wish you all the best for the op. Wish I could get a chance to speak to you before you go but to be truthful, that ain’t looking to promising
I will drop you a text on the show if I can just to let you know I’m thinking about ya 
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you this but just ignore everything that gets said on the forum. Those threads are written by people who IQ is comparable with their shoe size.
As for me….well I’m kinda revelling in the greatest discovery made by man. 12 cans of cider for £2.99. It tastes like death but imagine the savings lol
I’m so glad that I will be at uni for the vast majority of time you will be off cuz if I was a home and forced to sit in front of the TV when your not on for 3 weeks……(I don’t know what I would do but I am imaging scenes from the shining could illustrate my point lol)
Love you lots and lots babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jay
(with any luck, still your number 1 toyboy lol)
hi my sexy camilla
i am pleased that you enjoyed on the show over the cupple weeks last week i enjoyed my chat you my darling i my gutted id never had the chance to call you last night and the night before sweet heart i am sorry about that babe i am sad right now baby but i try not to break down if i can help it ill missing alot for 3 weeks baby thu out this mounth but ill have a good 25th birthday on the 18th i cant wait for when you re appear on tv again baby but ill allways put you a message on your websit for you my sexy girl any time some ill be come a member of your websit i promise you thank you my gorgeours girl for hour chats on the phone ill keep in touch with soon camilla i love you loads baby big hugs and kisss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [i wish you well baby your my number one gorgeours girl on the show ill never forgett you gorgeours camilla take care babe]
Hey Jay, how’s school?
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about your bargain cider mate – I can’t help thinking when you’re back in the village and on the phone to post-DD Day Camilla, you won’t be a well womble! 
Cheap booze is cheap for a reason; I seem to remember our Uni bar did cheap promos all the time & the money saved was invariably spent on toilet paper and Rennie lol 
Murphy’s and a cheese toastie was particularly dangerous… 
The supermarkets (now there’s an oxymoron, hehe) weren’t much help either…
Camilla was on top form yesterday (altho the handsets she’d been saddled with weren’t, boo!); not sure if I preferred the kinky thigh boots & stockings or CJ’s PJs, guess she’ll just have to sit on me and wriggle until she forces a decision out of me lol
*sigh* Even while skipping merrily thru the Club Camilla wonderland like Dorothy & Toto (yeah, even down to the gingham dress lol) I can’t help thinking something will be missing… 
at least Cami’s sabbtical will save us a whole buncha wedge, so it’s all good. 
Gotta stay positive, huh?
Just Thurs & Sun to go now.
Hope to catch you tomorrow night, my gorgeous girl.
Gotta feeling the lines will be red hot, but y’all gotta be in it to win it! Hope your day off’s been a doozie. Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
hi Camilla, a big hello to you aswell babe, no need for you to apologise tho sweet cheeks, you’re defo worth waiting for
xxxx
i’m good, haven’t been upto much today other than the daily grind, which was alright, nothing special. just getting to the knackered stage of the day now so gonna be heading off to bed soon.
catch ya later Camilla, lotsa love as always
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hi camilla its rob shaw how are you today my darling when do you fly abord when you have your boobs done on tuesday today i brought myself a wwe figure of my favourtie wrestler john cena i used to carllet wwe figures all but not any more i am allright babe i am keeping myself busy as allways with out messing round with friends at work ill spake to you later baby
love you lots camilla take care baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hi camilla hope you have a good final 2 shifts before your off to have your boobs done. can understand why you wont post any pics of you and your new assets until after youve returned to the babechannels
presume this is your last blog post before your off so i really hope the operation goes well and youre back on ourscreens once youve fully recovered showing off your enhances assets
love rascal
hey camilla
just to say hope the op goes well and you take it easy and your soon back on screen brightening up our nights.
oh thanks for the call the other night as well proberly didnt know was me but I will never look at yoghurt in the same way ever again lol
stay safe and good luck with the op again
bigkarl xx
Hi Cami baby…
It took several wrong turns but at least I got to talk to you!
Love that sexy lil’ camo number sweetie, esp. with the killer black heels! 
And I meant what I said about getting busy with a LadyShave baby – if you could trust me to do it it’s be a blast. 
However given what you told me about multitasking on the phone, I reckon I’m out of a job there lol 
So glad you’re on tomorrow as well – as for which station, well, the Camilla hunt begins hehe
Speak soon honey; hope you have a great night. Mwah mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
looking amazingly stunningly gorgeous as always Camilla, tho i’m having to do a fair bit of squinting to try and see ya in that little 3g box at the bottom of the screen! lol. and is that right about you squeezing in an extra night tomorrow? ya too good to us babe
xxx
last one for the week tomorrow, yeyyy…thank god! then i’ve got just saturday off to get back into the night shift groove ready for sunday night ;( defo not gravy baby! tho on the plus side, i’ll get a long weekend next week instead
have a good night babe, speak to ya soon, love ya loads
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Hi CJ my darlin’…
Thankyou for being sympathetic towards me baby – I genuinely can’t remember the last time I was off sick from work!
I could’ve just as easily faked illness, nicked off home and enjoyed a whole night of guilty, sexy fun with you baby, so I hope you appreciate the state I’m in – I adore you so much it takes a lot to admit I couldn’t bring myself to enjoy your naughtiness with a bit more of a, shall we say, “hands-on approach”? 
I’m taking a few moments out from under my bedcovers just to say how much I enjoyed you tonight regardless of this baby; twice sharing a phone with sexy Stevie and once with Chloe makes me wonder if you enjoyed your time with Karen a bit more than you were letting on, hehe
Wow, she was something with you, wasn’t she baby? And she appreciates a hot sexy babe just as much as us Club Camilla members do. 
Tidy.
I loved watching you shake your legendary sexy ass tonight, and playing with those long, sexy legs too mmm – it was great to see you in stockings again too, babe.
I will try to call you tonight assuming I’m fit to return to work; if not I’ll doubtless be back on here saying my goodbyes and waiting for that day when you come back to us, all massaged up, perky and super bouncy! 
Hey, I must be getting better – things are stirring where they matter lol 
The fuck were YOU earlier, you traitor? Bah!
I’m gonna reset my wallpaper to Nurse Camilla as an aid to speedy recuperation; as I type you’ve joined Stevie AGAIN
so there must be something sapphic in the air this morning, babe! lol (Laugh Out Loud, or Lots Of Licks? :-7 Either seems appropriate, mmm hehe) 
Were it not for DD Day, I’d jump at the chance to enjoy the company of you both, so I hope she doesn’t feel I snubbed her too much!
You look like you’re having another great night my gorgeous girl, so I’m gonna sign off now and try to get to beddie-byes and sweat this mahfah out. Think I’ll leave BabeStation on for a while longer though; this unexpected run of Camilla time just can’t be squandered, baby!
Take care, sweetie; hope to catch you tonight, hopefully in better nick than I am now. Hell, while you’re still on my TV I might just try a little play under the covers hehe
In my fevered delirium I fully expect PVC Nurse Camilla to walk thru my door once her shift is over, cure my ills with her bodacious bedside manner and slip into her PJs for some sub-duvet snuggles. 
I call that dream therapy, baby! Mwah! (actually, no Mwah just yet; I’d hate for you to catch the lurgey off me lol)
Sleep well, my cure-all cutie!
Lemsip Lee x x x x x x x
hi camilla baby
thanks for hour chat tonight love ive enjoyed lot its the 18th my birthday babe ive got see you look extremelly gorgeours as allways tonight baby i wish you well when you have the operation on your boobs my darling but ill have a big 25th birthday drink next sunday for you my sexy camilla ill spake to you soon babe love you lots baby get well soon take care baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
phwoar Camilla, great new set of pics to come home to there babe, lovin ‘em all as i always do and will, thanks
xxxx looking forward to seeing you again tonight. think i’ve missed you more than enough for this week, so hopefully i’ll get to see ya for a lot longer than i’ve managed to all week.
work was ok, a bit of a quiet day, so the gaffer went home early and left me to crack the whip for the last hour or so. the first thing i had to do was to tell everyone to down tools so we could all go and have a cuppa, which we managed to make last us right up to knocking off time
no-one seemed to mind tho!!, lol, it’s good being the boss 
see ya later Camilla, love ya
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hi camilla baby its rob shaw ive been ok today babe i just like to say thank you for hour chat last night baby its next sunday is my birthday darling how are you baby when your having an operation on your boobs ill put you an get bitter message on the blog for you baby ill keep tuned to see if your on tv tonight i was wondering babe if you could give an shot to us before you head off on monday ill spake with you soon my darling love you lots camilla
ps ill have a good birthday on the 18th baby take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Cami babe!
Awww, what a downer!
I couldn’t see you on either BabeStation or PartyLand tonight, so I did my phoning around bit (is this bordering on obssession? lol), and Reede on BS2 was sweet enough to tell me that you weren’t in after all. 
It felt like phoning up an all-girlie house to be honest hehe 
“Sorry, who? No, she’s washing her hair. WASHING HER HAIR! No, I don’t know when she’ll be ready!” etc. etc. 
Please pass on my gratitude to her baby – she was most gracious when I sheepishly admitted I didn’t want to chat her up! At least I got to spend my night off sick with you yesterday honey; even if I wasn’t much use to you despite some truly electric performances.
Mwah!
I’m feeling a lot better now anyway baby – the Doc couldn’t tell me anything specific but whatever was wrong is slowly subsiding. I’m adamant you’ve helped me get better, both on the phone and as my PVC nursie wallpaper lol
Once I’m fully fit I’ll blow you some kisses. (Covers mouth) mwah mwah!
So with Sunday not a possibility, I guess now’s the time to say adieu.
After a shitty September, you’ve made the last 10 days an absolute joy for me sweetie, and I hope that at times I’ve brightened up your day too. 
Your latest foxy photoset will have me humming Love in an Elevator until the day you return 
– do you have any more in the can to drip feed us with? Just LOVE the last one of the set; the close up of your lily tat in all it’s glory mmm 
I hope you keep in touch while you’re at home baby; undoubtedly we’ll carry on blogging about you to keep the home fires burning.
Can’t wait to see those first official photos now that you’ll have to keep them close to your chest hehe 
– it’s shameful to think that piracy has creeped into the hallowed marble halls of Club Camilla! Grrr!
All my love, hugs, cuddles & kisses my gorgeous girl. After Reede set me straight tonight, I’m missing you already!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. I’ve noticed since I’ve started phoning BS, PL etc. from the mobile this week, I get a courtesy text after I hang up. Nothing wrong with this, except that I’m charged £1.50 for it. There’s prob a more constructive place to moan about this, but I think on top of what we pay to talk to you lovely ladies this is pushing it a little, not least when you’re just phoning around trying to catch your favourite babe. Has anyone else noticed this? I won’t half look a cock if my facts are wrong… :-7
hi Camilla, hope all’s ok with you babe, could’ve sworn that i heard you say that you would be on again tonight aswell as sunday, or has someone fed you some duff info about your shifts? oh well, absence just makes the heart grow fonder
xxx
take care, lotsa big hugs and kisses to ya, love ya lots
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alright Lee, you had a bout of the dreaded man-flu eh mate? lol, good to see you’re getting better anyway
i haven’t phoned Camilla since monday i think it was, didn’t receive any texts after hanging up tho. but judging by the amount of spam txts i keep getting from cellcast/babestation/partyland, i can’t say that i’m surprised by it. it takes the piss a bit when you’re getting charged for something that you haven’t asked for!
Hey Moz – Cami said yesterday that she’d be in tonight (bit of a last minute thing, I think) but when I got Reede on the phone she said she hadn’t come in, so maybe something came up in the mean time.
Bum deal for all of us!
That said, Sunday should be her swansong before DD Day – I can’t be a part of it but surely you can represent!
Nice to see you don’t need to be bitten in half by a salty croc these days to get a bit of sympathy hehe 
I hesitate to use the term Man-Flu as it usually ends up being a stick for unsympathetic babes to beat you with *ahem* :-7 but bless her, sweet lil’ CJ didn’t so much as roll her eyes when I told her I wasn’t a well Womble last night.
I’m not getting so many spam texts these days, but this whole “Thanks for calling” cobblers rubs me the wrong way. I’d start using my landline again but I got barred after running up a whopping bill, and I can’t be arsed to call them to get the block removed… :-7 It was humiliating enough standing in the Orange shop while an assistant phoned thru to authorise my Adult Content Block… never again…
Have you seen the Protestants vs. Catholics skit in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life? That’s pretty much how I felt…
Peace & good will.
Lee
hi camilla baby its rob shaw ive started the season on the new fifa 10 with newcastle uinted on the PS2 but next mounth i cant wait for the new wwe smackdown vs raw to come out for PS2 baby how are you sweetie i hope your looking well my gorgeours girl next saturday its the bigest job for me as a steward at CAFC babe when crewe play port vale in the locial derby it shouldnt be as bad like the millwall and leeds one from last season its a week tomorrow ill be 25 not tomorrow the sunday next babe ill spake with you baby i wish you well when on your boobs done sweet heat love you lots baby big hugs and kiss to gorgeours camilla xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i’m working aswell on sunday night Lee, so i’ll only get to see the 1st half hour or so, can only hope that Camilla will be on 1st.
so Camilla, if i don’t get to see or speak to you tomorrow, have a safe journey there and back. TLC already there in huge supplies, ready and waiting for you after the op. sending you plenty more for when you get back home too
xxxxx you will be missed loads tho babe, think i’ll just treat it as if i’m doing 3 solid weeks of nights!! lol.
watch how ya go Camilla, thinking of you all the time, loadsa love
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Good luck for the op next week Camilla and come back only when
you are ready….although you know we will all be gagging to see
the new look
From a freeview fan since the old PG days ,
Grey xxx
Hey babe,
SO SO glad that I was able to speak to you this evening. It was absolutely epic talking to you.
Being home this weekend has been incredible and that was before I chance to speak to you. Now its at a level that can’t be comprehended by the human brain
And when you return home with your new boobs I will call you again (hopefully…if I don’t just draw the conclusion that your new boobs have blown my mind lol) to give you your “welcome home” chat 
Sorry for getting you told off for being too naughty ….. hang on, why am I apologizing? I should be proud that talking to me brings out that side in you 
Wish we could have spoke for a bit longer but between ‘happy hour’ and you being so ludacrisly sexy that you tempt every tom, dick and harry to give you a bell, I had to no chance of a full lengther lol. Still they were 15 of the very best minutes 
And for the record, you don’t have to thank me for calling you. It’s my pleasure to call and I only wish that I were in a position that would allow me to call more often. (before you say it, being at Uni is a real excuse)
Right I best bid you adieu. Take real good care of yourself babe and I can’t wait till the first time I get to take those new bad boys for a test drive
Love ya always xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
hey Camilla, think there seems to have been a bit of confusion these last couple of days/nights (it doesn’t take much!!…i’ll say it before anyone else does
lol). so partyland it is then tonight, and looking absolutely stunning as you always are 
are you still gonna be on sunday night? would be great to catch up with you before i have to go to work.
hope to speak to you again soon, love ya loads
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Hey again Camilla, just watching Reede on Pl, this ‘Katie’ she’s talking to sounds kinda familiar
she doesn’t seem to be getting timed out either, hmmm, who could it be i wonder!!? 
xxxx
Hi Camilla baby…
I don’t know left from right anymore!
If it wasn’t for Breakfast TV I wouldn’t know what day of the week it was; I was bummed out you weren’t in on Fri night (cheers Reede for filling me in!), and now I read you were in last night! 
I can’t get too frustrated tho; I’ve already spent more time with you this week than I did all thru September. You’re still way too hard to ignore tho babe, so I’ve made my mind up to try calling you during my lunch break tonight (0050-0130), on the off chance I might catch you just to say Au Revoir and Bon Chance one last time. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
If I’m outta luck, at least I tried. If I get Reede again, I might just play along and pretend she’s you hehe 
What do you have planned while you’re away babe? Plenty of quality time with your doggies, some DVDs n’ popcorn, time with the family, plans for world domination, or all of the above? lol
I take it you won’t be there for Haye vs. Valuev unless Boxing Girlz find you a bigger top hehe 
I did wonder after we spoke the other night if you’d thought more about Club Camilla merchandising opportunities. We talked about Camilla dolls, remember? You thought wigs while I pushed for colourable hair; I think upon reflection a series of collectable dolls a la Barbie would be proper tidy – a whole range from Camilla au Naturel (no tats or jewellery; orig. hair colour, if you can remember what that was hehe), thru Pinkle Camilla (mmm a personal favourite mwah!) up to Lily Camilla (full set of sexy tats, piercings & raven hair). Coming Soon – DD Camilla and special limited edition Camzilla action figure! lol
Get Hasbro on the phone, baby! 
Not only that, but there’s signed & kissed copies of Kill Me 5 (any word on that release yet, baby?) to consider, not to mention any old bras you haven’t already given away. I keep coming back to them, don’t I? :-7 *ahem*
You could build an Empire with such plans, baby. :-d If you need a Mark Anthony, my lil’ Cleopatra Camilla, I’ll dust off my toga & fire up the chariot GTi hehe
Sweet dreams, my darlin’… mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
(laughs) just been sidetracked – you’ve just walked into my Cafe World diner on FaceBook lol
The minute you walked in the joint… etc. etc. hehe 
looks like you’ve gone for the Super Chunk Fruit Salad baby; a wise choice! 
This begs more CC merchandising opps babe – for fans of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, how about Cami & Jayne’s?
Gorgeous Golden Syrup, Camilla Vanilla and Pinkle Berry Babe flavours! Mmm yummy! Get them while they’re hot! (needs work! lol)
I’d love to see you pitching these ideas on Dragon’s Den, curling Theo & Peter J round your sexy lil’ finger while dowdy Debs glowers in the corner like Gollum, mwuhuhuh
I’m def going now babe… :-7
Lee x
hi camilla brilliant as always last night. are you still on tonight (sunday) or is that it now and the next time your on will be with your new assets
hi camilla its rob shaw how are you babe are you looking forward to tuesday my darling when you have your boobs i cant wait to see your new assets baby when you come back on tv ill keep tuned to see if i dont see you on tv tonight babe its allways been fun spakeing with you my number 1 gorgeours girl ill be thinking of you alot when your away baby i cant wait to you about my birthday from the 18th of this mounth when you come back my darling spake to you soon babe love you lots gorgeours camilla xxxxxxxxxoxxooooooooooooooooxxxxx
hi Camilla, thanks for the quick chat last night, i just had to seize the moment incase it was my last chance to speak to you for a while
i’m glad i did, it was a pleasure as always albeit so very brief, tho 2 mins talking to you is better than not to have spoken to you at all 
love ya lots babe, see ya soon
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Hi Camilla, how’s my fave pretty lady doing?
Sorry i can’t be there for you on ur final night for a while, it’s defo not thru choice as ya know.
Hope ur having a good night tho anyway babe, no doubt you are
Mine’s amazingly average so far, yep, it really is that good!! lol. Still got another 3.5 hours to go, not that i’m clock watching or anything!
Best get back to it now tho, take care sweet cheeks, hope you don’t suffer too much pain from the op. You’ve got my tlc there with you anyway
xxx, big hugs n kisses. Love ya forever and a day, plus a whole lot more.
xxxxxxxxx etc, etc.
Speak to ya soon
Morning, my gorgeous girl…
I’m so sorry I couldn’t catch you tonight babe, but I did try…
just as I loaded up BS at lunchtime, you handed over to Geri & sneaked off; I did chase around the other stations but I guess you must’ve been on a break, unless your Megan impressions have become uncanny hehe 
BTW heads up, Mozza – you DO get charged £1.50 for the Thanks For Calling msg after you ring up on your mobile (I know this as it cost me £15 to try 4 numbers, barely over a minute on each.). Frankly, on top of everything else I think this is shit, and if there’s any bright side it’s that I’ll never ring up casually again.
Sorry for the rant baby; this should really be all about you! :-7 And so…
I hope you enjoyed your last night honey – mine was both physically & mentally exhausting between karate and 10 hrs of Camilla-less work, so I’m glad to have 2 days off, even if neither will be spent with you.
Gonna meet up with an old mate tonight & kick back with a coupla swifties; maybe bust out some tortured riffs on cheap guitars, who knows.
So what will you be doing with yourself while you’re not at work after DD Day, Cami? Plenty of fun & games in the park with your doggies, I’ll bet!
I love their pics on your FaceBook page – so cu-u-ute! 
What are their names, and which one’s the wee pup? Give ‘em both a scratch behind the ears and a sneaky Schmacko from me! Wuff! 
You can tell I’m just typing up what I’d meant to tell you, had I got through, can’t you? :-7
Oh, well. Nothing left to say for now, except to pass on all my love and best wishes for DD Day Camilla babe; it’s been a long time coming with a whole lotta debate, anticipation & well-wishing, but at last we’re here. Sure hope you keep in touch with us all on here when you’re at home with nothing but Phil & Fern and last night’s pizza on the go lol
I can’t wait to see you again, baby.
Au revoir, ma cherie! Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. I’ve been gathering some bits together to send to you via the BabeStation fan club address (hopefully they won’t send me a Thanks For Posting! note C.O.D. oh, Kinkstah let it GO!) – I don’t know if you’ll be stopping by HQ before you’re back on our screens, but hopefully one way or another it should be in the post this week.
Anyone who’s seen your FaceBook albums (or indeed your myriad TV apprearances! :-7 Duh!) knows just how beautiful you are when you smile. *blissful sigh…*
If and when it gets to you, I hope there’s something in there to put a smile on your pretty lil’ face baby!
Hey Camilla & fellow blogsters…
Missing the Pinkle Pirate Princess already? Yeah, me too.
Spent so long waffling earlier, I forgot to pass this on as a morale booster. I’ll bet some of y’all have seen it before, but I think it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen on YouTube for a long, long time. 
The timing & synchronising alone is brilliant. Watch (one more time) and enjoy.
Darth Kinkstah (wink, nardge
hehe)
Might help if I actually paste the fucking link up, huh? :-7 Penarse…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
Honestly, what a cock-end…
L xxx
hi camilla good luck for tomorrow. hope the operation goes well. im already getting camilla withdrawal symptoms already
hi gorgeours camilla
last night i enjoyed my chat with you babe its allways a onner i am missing you alot allready my darling i know it will be 3 weeks be4 the pain on your boobs after you had them done will heeled up be4 your back on tv baby ill spake with again soon babe you take care of your self baby i cant wait to see your new assets when you come back cami love you loads big hugs and kiss to baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hello Camilla
All I was going to say was hope you have a safe and uneventfull trip to your clinic and that your op goes without any complications, i’m sure it will. Please promise that you will keep your fans updated as to your progress, its just a shame that you feel unable to post your after pics on here, but nevermind at least for those that wait we get to see the finished article, I personally can’t wait to see the results.
Take care and best wishes
Matty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
snatch wars
nice one Lee, i hadn’t seen that before, seriously LOL all the way through, cheers mate 
bit of a piss take with the ‘thanks for calling’ txt then, tho i didn’t get one from partyland the other day, so maybe it’s just babestation doing it. it’s still shit tho if everytime you ring but don’t get through, they’re still gonna send you a txt and charge ya £1.50 for it!!
anyway, back on topic
hi Camilla, fingers crossed all goes well with the op tomorrow, gonna be thinking about you xxxxxxx (nothing new there tho eh 
) what time is the op babe?
catch ya later pretty lady, lots n lots of love as always
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Hey Moz – glad you liked Brick Vader!
So many funny moments, but I just love his rant at Princess Leia! How much time did they spend getting all the sync right? Priceless. There’s a whole load of SW mash-ups on YouTube now – the Full Metal jacket one’s not bad but Snatch Wars is by far the best. Other than that I just tend to scour YouTube for old beer adverts nowadays; they really don’t make ‘em like they used to! 
The beers they advertise tasted better then too… 
Now you mention it, I don’t remember getting a text after I phoned PartyLand so maybe it’s a safer bet; I’d not put much faith in anything while Camilla’s away though! The spam texting started increasing before this occurred; as it’s unlikely many of us will be ringing in over the next few weeks I doubt we’ll be any the wiser as to what BS are playing at.
Had a good night out though I didn’t get up to much in the end; just a few beers, some scran & a bit of pop n’ roll on the ole juke with an old mate across town. Got accosted by some whacked out gangbanger at Finsbury Park who stayed with me all the way home (thankfully he stayed on the train), regaling me with stories of a skinful, a punch-up with some bald geezer who he’d called a paedo (not a good opener, I suggested), and some bloke I look Just Fucking Like in Letchworth (oh shi-i-it!), before trying to sit on some poor girl who was doing her very best to ignore him, and ranting on about police line-ups. She left at Potter’s Bar for her own safety; I hope to God she actually lived there… :-7
Hey Camilla babe, suppose I’d better turn to you!
By the time you read this I expect you’ll be back home, so I hope all went well for you, sweetie. 
It’s good you have (fuck, getting my tenses mixed up here lol 
someone call Lynne Truss!) a friendly hand to hold; I wouldn’t like to do anything like this on my own. Here’s to a speedy recovery and some well-deserved R&R baby. 
Mwah!
Kisses & cuddles to soothe the soreness…
Lee x x x x x x x
hi camilla its rob shaw id been thinking alot of you all day today and yesterday baby when have your boobs i know youll be in some pain after a successfull operation youve had on your boobs babe from this sunday i was pleased keeping in touch with you alot my darling but this ill have a great birthday babe i wish you well baby i hope to see you back on tv again soon i was wondering babe if you could put me a message on your website to wish me a happy birthday for this sunday or when you come back on babestation or partyland when your batter my darling you need some deserved rest baby i would send you an get well soon card but i dont no whats your home adress is or do i sent it to the address that ive writtion to you to be4
ill spake with you again soon baby love you alots baby big hugs and kisss to you gorgeours camilla xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hey Camilla, how are ya babe? i’m guessing you must’ve had the op done by now, so i hope everything is all fine n dandy, sending ya lots more tlc anyway xxxx
i haven’t been upto much today other than sleeping for most of it, so i’m just chillin’ with my feet up before i hit the road to work again.
speak again soon, take care, love ya
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hiya Lee, you sound like the kinda bloke that could be in any where in the world, in a room full of people and yet always be the one that gets lumbered with the nutter!!…much to everyone else’s amusement, lol.
and yeah Brick Vader, wicked mate
hats off to whoever made it, genius. i’ll have to have a look for the others when i get chance. thanks again for the link 
Hey Camilla, how are you today?
Hope it all went well for you today – can’t wait to hear from you when you’re back at home.
I’m expecting words like “tired, aching, sore and enormous”. lol 
Hope some Kinkstah TLC will aid your speedy recovery, my darlin’ mwah mwah!
Hi Mozza – yeah mate, like a fucking magnet lol
remember Jasper Carrott’s Nutter on the Bus routine? I’m the one sat on his own by the window when Napoleon Dynamite steps on with his clockwork dalek collection and a cricket bat… 
Still noone got hurt; I’m still worried about that poor girl though; she really didn’t want that guy anywhere near her so I’m betting she took a cab & damn the expense.
*uh*… so what do we do now BabeStation’s just a background tease?
Personally I’m back to make some more French Onion soup in Cafe World lol 
Who’d've thought the Kinkstah was a gourmet cyberchef huh? Hey baby, I couldn’t just lie there and watch you make your OWN breakfast in the morning, hehe 
Peace & good will to most men…
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. will this count as a Get Well Soon card, Cami babe? :-7 Post Office not what there once were and all that…
Hey there peeps…
*sigh* something’s missing from late night TV, huh?
Can’t quite put my finger on her; maybe that’s the problem hehe 
She’s on the tip of my tongue *stop it no-o-ow!* lol 
Hey, you know how a thought should sometimes stay in your head and ideally get packed off to Sellafield for safe disposal? :-7 Maybe you won’t like this one then…
Different kinda phone-in altogether!
The good thing about Camilla being away is that on a night off I can surf away & just have BS on in the background without turning round every 30 secs & dropping everything (make of that what you will hehe). Currently Toya’s just started PP but I heard her before I noticed; it has to be said she has a very sexy, husky voice – perfect for the phone and, I’m certain, the radio. I reckon when she puts PP etc. behind her she’d have a good chance at such a career. Probably not 6-0-6 on a Sat tho eh, footie fans? lol
Let’s face it; the flipside to being beautiful & sexy is that you get judged by your age much sooner than most of us do; ageism only applies to the majority of us in our fifties. I’m sure you’ve mentioned it to some of us in the past Camilla, but have you any plans for life beyond BabeStation? None of us want to see you go while we’re still alive I’m positive lol
but I’ll bet at the tender age of 25 there’s new babes coming thru the door that at some level must make you look over your shoulder from time to time. 
You’re utterly fantastic on TV baby; professonal, confident, bold, sexy, relaxed & accomplished, so does your future lie on the small screen or are you preparing for a seachange when you’re ready to hang up your bullwhip & thigh boots? 
I hope it doesn’t sound too patronising or condescending for me to tell you that I wish we could grow old together on either end of a phone line until the Retirement Home for the Permanently Bewildered minibus arrives… lol
long may you reign, Queen Camilla! Mwah a dozen times!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. Nice to see you represented a bit more on the BS ident; the old one was a bit Blink & You’ll Miss Her. Love the PG Camilla in Chains!
Yummy! L x x x
hi camilla baby
how are you today babe i hope your allright after the operation you had on your boobs on tuesday i wish you a speedy recovery my darling ive been thinking alot of you sweetie all of this week but i cant wait after the 3 weeks when youll be back with your new assets on saturday its the biggest job for me yet baby as a steward at CAFC when they play port vale in the locial derby i am fired up without adout for that ill spake with you swoon baby love you lots gorgeours xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hi Camilla, hope the soreness has subsided a bit and that ya starting to feel better now
thanks as ever for the latest pic set, love it, you look great as you always do….ya the best 
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see ya soon, love ya loads
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Hi Camilla baby, how are you feeling?
Hope everything went well for you this week & that you have the weekend to relax for once.
I’m working right through it as usual, then off to see the folks for a couple of days; nothing outstanding to report from me except that I can’t believe the straws I’m prepared to clutch at in order to plug the gap left by your gorgeous, sexy body & mind, baby! 
Can’t wait to see you again! Mwah!
Gotta agree Moz – what a great new photo set, mmm
Not what I usually associate with a rubber fetish hehe 
but thanks for keeping us drip-fed with your magnificent modelling Cami. 
I’m trying to think of some garage-based cheeky witticisms, but it’s been such a shitty week my head’s a shed at the moment! :-7 *ahem* OK, so the sexy sight of you bouncing on a pile of Pirellis shouldn’t require me to think much beyond “Stay focused and avoid skid mark jokes”, but for a Sat morning full of promise, all I wanna do is go to bed… 
as you know I do all my best thinking in there so maybe it’s for the best hehe 
Missing you terribly, my darlin’.
All my love & best wishes to you honey; hope the chilly October air is keeping your nibbly nipples nice & stiff mmm mwah mwah hehe 
cheeky giggles!
It’s everyone else’s day, but for now I bid you nighty night.
Lee x x x x x x x