hey everyone just on Partyland and wanted to say a huge hello….
I’m off out at the weekend but will be back on Sunday. Germany was amazing and will pop a few pics up soon. Love to ya all….
Camilla xxx
p.s boobs booked for the 13th October wwowwowoooohhhhooooo xxx
Hey there, Camzilla baby!
Just caught a sneaky glimpse of you on the PL bed while at lunch – mmm you’re looking tres, tres jolie tonight baby girl!
Love those stockings honey – I’ve seen you in them before & anything that calls attention to your hot sexy pins deserves a shout hehe 
The Kinkstah very much wishes he was at home with a glass of Pinot & a red hot phone tonight *whine* 
Have a great weekend baby – you’ve saved me calling in on Sat so cheers for that lol
– hope to catch you Mon or Tue. I intend to make the most of your old boobies between now & 13th Oct, and then welcome the newbies with open arms as soon as you’re back on our screens, mwah mwah! 
All my love, best wishes, hugs, cuddles & the occasional sneaky bottom pinch hehe
Lee x x x x x x x
hey back at ya Camilla, lol, lovin’ the show tonight, soz babe but i had to laugh when you were shaking the cream out of the bottle and it landed in your hair and eye, lol. ya still looking amazing as always tho
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OMG, i think it’s official that you’re just too hot for tv Camilla, no sooner have you appeared on PL and it’s gone on the blink, think you’ve put it into meltdown babe!!!
good news about your upcoming boob job too, plenty of TLC already prepped and on it’s way to you
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later sweet cheeks, lotsa love as always
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tho it’s only gone off on Sky!!? good job i’ve got trusty ol’ freeview aswell then eh!! phew, thought that was gonna be it for the night!!
I completely agree with moz camilla. Your beauty is so intense that the recording equiptment it actually unable to deal with you lol. It’s like starring directly into the sun lol
hope you have a fantastic time out at the weekend sweetie and I will try to speak to you on Sunday.
Love you so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Morning, Camilla!
It’s taken one fuck of a long time, my gorgeous girl, but I have at long last joined the exalted ranks of your Appreciation Society.
Please excuse me if my typing’s a little shaky lol 
– after every obstacle placed in my way getting this supposedly simple process done, I was just waiting for something else to come along & send my day on the piss!
I’m so, so glad to be here at last my baby – please excuse me now while I take my first stroll thru the Camilla Wonderland! (Cue weekend-long power cut lol
closely followed by laptop’s spontaneous combustion as it’s CPU suffers the same overload SKY did last night – bummer there, Mozza; here was me thinking Freeview wasn’t worth a fuck lol)
Have a good sleep honey, and a great weekend. Mine’s just turned out for the better!
Mwah mwah mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
Hi baby…
Just to say thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!
Mwah! It’s been worth the wait; if only I’d got my harris in gear sooner, huh sweetie? :-7
Love Club Camilla, just love it. From now on it’s my Secret Happy Place. I will go there whenever I am sad.
Or horny, hehe 
Roll on Mon so I can thank you in person! Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
thanks for the chat and a top show as always from you last night Camilla, i loved it all, even tho the Sky gremlins did their best to stop me from seeing you! lol, so freeview is good for something then!!
i’ve finished my little stint of baby sitting, so just gonna be chillin’ with my guitar for a bit before i head off out for the night, i’ll have a few for you babe, it’d be rude not to
xxx hope you enjoy your nights out too Camilla, have some for me babe 
see ya sunday….if you’re not too mashed up to appear!! lol, take care, big hugs and kisses, love ya lots
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hiya Jay/Lee, how’s ya doing? the wait’s been worth it tho don’t ya think Lee? better late than never eh!!
have a good weekend one and all 
hi Cammy fantastic as always last night on partyland and hope it went well for you. when you have your boobs done how long will you be off for.
have agood weekend
Alright moz. I’m doing awesome at the moment cheers. Back playing footy which is always good
Just trying to enjoy my last couple of weeks off before it’s back to uni life. Still as long as I have got camilla to enjoy these last few weeks with then I know they will be amazin. Anyways how you doing moz?
just seen the latest vid Camilla, looking Camillatastic babe
thanks as always, love it 
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good to see you’re better Jay, so you back pretending to be Rooney, Giggsy, Scholesy and Rio all rolled into one!!! lol.
i’m good thanks mate, just scoffed some flamin’ hot monster munch, tho they aint that hot really, nice all the same tho
listening to Kasabian’s latest album aswell, it’s a good’un, it get’s the Moz seal of approval anyway 
heading off out for a few shandys later before sleeping it off tomorrow, so a lazy weekend is in store me thinks 
have a good one mate 
Hey guys…
Better late than never Moz, too true – this weekend I’m bulletproof!
I’d go into why it’s taken so long but my Camilla rhapsodies are long winded enough without plaguing her website with negativity; while we’re on the subject of stuff to avoid don’t ask me why I hate Absolute Radio either… if you thought Cami’s smouldering onscreen presence can knock SKY sideways, give me a bottle of Bushmill’s & a soapbox and I’ll grind the web to a halt with a self-righteous diatribe that would make Fidel Castro sound like an opportunist vox-popper… GRRRR! 
Enough of that – it’s tricky typing with clenched fists! :-7 I was gonna pass on a YouTube clip that I should’ve fished out when Cami mentioned ripping thru France at 160 mph recently (must’ve got distracted at the time; poss by a flash of nipple or a cheeky butt cheek hehe, my oops) but as I’ve just looked for it and it’s not there, here’s another one for all you lovers of gangsta rap violence…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_aU3TeDMnE
15 years later Chris Morris is still The Man!
Hey, Queen Camzilla my 50 ft Amazon Angel, sorry if I’ve been talking about you, not to you! (kneels in pervy reverence lol) Need a cold shower before I get all verbal again, sweetie! So loved up right now! 
Terrorise my bare flesh for as long as it pleases you for dragging my heels on Club membership, baby! You’ve got the killer heels to pay the bee-eels, mwah lol 
Lee x x x x x x x
Too right moz. I’m expecting to hear back from fergie in a matter of days saying that he is changing Owens number so I can play in the no. 7 shirt lol. I bet you are enjoying kasabians new album. It’s pretty good ain’t it.
Have a good one mate
Hi baby…
Just got in from work – off tonight for a change, but as you’re out too there’s no need for me to tear-arse it back & get on the blower lol
I have nothing to fear but Last Orders, hehe 
Just seen your latest Tattoo Shoot vid – all your inkiness n’ sexy metalwear is giving me the urge to lick you all over to see if the ink runs, mwuhuhuh
I’m only 24 hrs into my membership baby, and I’m still staggered at how much of your back catalogue I have to get through! 
I’m also kicking myself for not signing up sooner & spending the wedge instead on mobile wallpapers for months on end when they’re ALL HERE in hi-def! :-7
Sure as hell won’t be Top Gear repeats on Dave…
Guess where I’ll be Mon & Tue when I’m not up The Smoke hehe
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, sweetie! I’m off to get something groovy to put in my fridge.
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. shoulda called myself Kinkstah from the get go, huh? :-7 So it goes.
Hi baby…
This is the first time I’ve been home since BS1 & 2, PG & PL have all been on FreeView at the same time, and I have to ask without you on any of said 4 channels, what is the point? :-7 Is that biting the hand that feeds after next to no babe action for years, or just blinkered devotion in your favour, honey?
In either case, I miss you loads & hope you’ll be on TV and in top form Mon & Tue solely for my benefit.
Greedy bastich hehe 
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. barely able to string a sentence together anyway – never rely on public transpo when you’re tired honey…
p.p.s. Camo Cami please please please!
lol Jay, good luck with that then mate, i’ll keep a look out for your debut!!!
and yeah it’s a crackin album, lovin these tunes from it -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk_8Sx7SVwY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPK6KgSjno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd0Y1Sko7hA
i haven’t got round to learning how to play ‘em yet, but they’re on my to do list
hi Camilla, hope you’re having a good weekend and enjoying your nights out, i had a good one yesterday, it was a mates birthday so plenty of liquor got consumed
…tho i didn’t get to walk home barefoot with shoes in one hand and a pizza in the other!! lol, maybe next time 
see ya later, love ya
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hi babe
so what size boobs are you going for.
jest dont go over the top.
did you have a nice time off.
hi camilla its rob shaw yesterday i had some trouble from macclesfield town fans at crewe alexandra fc but i am ok baby i was pleased to stay on the phone longer with gorgeours on thursday night i enjoyed my chat with you without having to wait to long so was very happy i notice your having your boobs done on the 13th of october id loved your new tatoo youve got at the side of your arm my darling ill be 25 on the 18th of next mounth i was spaking to about on thursday i cant wait to spake with again soon babe its gona be fun as allways i hope your well ill spake with you soon baby love you loads my angel xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
looking amazing as always tonight, nice touch with the slippers aswell Camilla, i can always rely on you to be different
…. but that’s one reason why you’re the best tho babe 
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Hey Camilla, just heard you want a toyboy – and here I come.
Oh and I’ll wish you good luck on your new boobs… hopefully they’ll come out good.
Thanks for the cheeky chat as always camilla. It’s going to be a major blow not being able to speak to you as regularly as I do now. Damn further education lol. Still I give you my word I will speak to ya whenever I can and I will drop ya a text on the show as well. And as for on here…I will still be able to leave ya messages on here so you don’t have to worry lol
And I’m not worried I will be replaced as your toyboy. Lets face facts my absence will leave a substantial void which will be very tricky to fill 
Will try to speak to ya when your next on
Love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My god the broadcast of partyland on sky in bad weather is about as reliable as an alpha Romeo. Now they are showing party girls with jemma dani and megan. This is no equal swap. If you quantify all if their respective appearances using what waynes world dubbed the strokeability scale, their combined total wouldn’t be in the same league as your score camilla. Not loving this
I’m with you Jay, not sure if it’s due to the weather or not as none of the others seem to be affected. It is shit tho!
Off to bed now anyways, when ya gonna be gracing our screens again Camilla?
Take care babe, lotsa love
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Hi baby…
Think whatever’s playing up with Jay’s SKY dish has spread to the web; no sneaky lunchtime peek at PartyLand for me!
Seems changing my blog name to Kinkstah doesn’t work either; so it goes.
Hope you’re on Mon and Tue night Camilla baby – I’ve looked at my calendar and for some reason this month I’m otherwise engaged pretty much every day I’m off til the end of the month; damned if I know how.
As always it means I have to make the most of my precious time when you’re around, so if you’re not in these next 2 days it’s going to be one hell of a lonely month, CC membership or not!
Hope you’re having a(nother!) great night honey – miss you loads and can’t wait for you to burn up my phone again.
Speak soon, sweetie. Mwah mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
hi camill hope you had a good night. dissapointed i couldnt watch you as long as i wanted to as for some reason partyland suddenly dissapeared from sky and it was partygirls on 2 channels.
presume it was technical problems
hi camilla its rob shaw thanks for hour chat this morring babe i enjoyed it alot as allways i am sorry about my credit on my phone runnig out on us both i know you were about to shake that nice smoking hot butt for us baby which i sulousloot you gorgeours camilla i cant wait for this new wwe pay per view event called breaking point when every match is a submission match which is two weeks from this sunday night i hoping that my favourtie wrestler john cena beats randy orton for wwe championship at breaking point ill spake with you soon my angel love you lots baby big hugs and kiss to you camilla xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Camilla
sorry not been around that much been busy at work and had a couple of drama’s to sort out at home, you look amazing again tonight and that’s good news about your boob job hope all goes well. I love the tattoo video and also the lastest pic’s. Sorry still not been able to call yet as still paying off my phone bill but i am watching the show, everything else is ok i’m on holiday next week for 2 weeks so looking forward to that.
take care and speak with you soon
Bigrob xxxxxxx
hey Camilla, i’ve not long got back in from work, haven’t seen you yet, but just heard ya speaking on the mic, it’s always good to hear your soothing tones babe, no need to guess that you’re looking amazing either…as that’s a formality
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just gonna go and fix me something to eat cuz i’m fookin’ starvin’, then i’ll be back to see your supremely gorgeous self brightening up my screen
speak to you later, love ya
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think i might have to wait 30 mins or so as you’ve just come onto the screen, gotta love the stripes babe, they’re ace, love ‘em, love you more tho
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Hey, baby…
Just in from a night up The Smoke – can’t load up PL for some reason while all other channels run like pervy clockwork (it’s an anti-Camilla conspiracy – I blame Pinkle(TM) Lori and those pesky kids! >:-7
Another 30 mins and FV kicks in anyway – hope to catch you before my sleep pattern collapses like a house of cards on The Stig’s parcel shelf… mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
Mmm hi Camilla honey!
So good to chat with you again, even tho’ we had to cheese it before Northern Gooseberry Alex stole your sunshine, boo hiss!
I’d almost given up on your presence tonight as by 1am there was no indication from Alex or Daryl that you were in the building (fear of worthy comp no doubt – hah!) so I’m so glad we got to exchange mwah mwahs and a lil’ cheeky fun, hehe 
Can’t believe you’ve got ANOTHER clit piercing!
How soon before you morph into RoboCamilla? lol 
Bit choked you’re not on tomorrow as well but that’s just me being selfish; it’s all about tonight baby! 
4 FV channels and until I found you none of them were worth more than a survey for 2nd best mwah! 
Assuming my tenacity pays off, I’ll enjoy being your Kinkstah for tonight and maybe you & your hot girlfriends can sponsor my Tacheback charity moustache growing effort – not sure about the style yet but have a look over the next few weeks and maybe once he’s fully grown I could tickle your fancy hehe
http://www.tacheback.com/Kinkstah
Hell, it’s for a good cause! No pics just yet as I haven’t decided on a style, but any suggs would be a groove. Ron Jeremy, Magnum PI, Hitler (well, maybe), Zapata, Merv Hughes, it’s all good baby!
Yours hairily,
Lee x x x x x x x :-[)
i couldn’t resist saying a quick hello to ya when i saw you in the latex dress Camilla, tho i’m sure you didn’t need me to tell you just how great you looked, it goes without saying babe that you always do
…ya the best, it’s official i tells ya 
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Oh Camilla baby, the frustration!
What can I say to you Camilla sweetie; clearly you’re hot property & I should learn to queue with more grace! :-7 I’m sorry babe, but the pressure mounts when you’re pushed for time and stuck listening to bonearses again & again…
I don’t mean to sound dismissive; God knows I’ve pressed the # key many times when I didn’t dare talk to someone but there comes a time when you really wish YOU could cut peeps off when they clearly ain’t in it…
Rant over. Big, deep breath… I just wish tonight coulda been more special, Cami honey.
I don’t know if I’ll get the chance to call you again for a while so between Alex gooseberrying (GNYARGHHH!) & an unexpected bevy of hopeless callers I’d like to thank you for the cheeky fun we DID manage to have; it was at least something, baby! 
Mwah!
I hope you can iron out this Awaiting Moderation thing; if it’s too much hass just let me know & I’ll switch back to Lee; no biggie.
Will I be kicking myself for an entire month, not able to enjoy you to the fullest in those sexy kinky boots baby?
You bet I will… I’d give anything to have you wrap them round me & squeeze tight til I take a month off work hehe 
Despite a shitty night, you’re still the best thing to happen to me since the Full English Breakfast.
And your sexy wardrobe never ceases to amaze me honey! 
Mwah mwah! If I don’t get to call you again for a while, have a great Sept & I’ll keep in touch when I can Cami baby. Mwah encore! 
xxx
Lee x x x x x x x x x
Oh Cami my hot lil’ babe, what can I say?
Time and time again, who needs L’Oreal when all along YOU’RE worth it! Mwah!
Those last few mins with you were worth all the anguish before, Camilla sweetie – could I ever have doubted your abilities? 
Once again I hope you have a great September – if I don’t get to call you again before early next month I’ll have tonight to cheer me up over & over again. 
Mwah!
In the heat of passion I forgot to ask, baby – do you have a P.O. Box number affiliated to Club Camilla, or if us adoring fans wish to send you stuff out of the blue, do we rely on the BabeStation fan mail address? Sure hope it’s somewhere reliable…
You’re so good to us, babe – when do we get to put you on that Fourth Pedestal in the square?
OK it’s now approaching Autumn, but mmm those NIPPLES! hehe 
Whack those shots onto Club Camilla ASAFP – we love your job at leat as much as you do, my gorgeous girl! 
Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x x x
hi camilla a 2nd night of wonderful filth from you last night topped off with you in the latex dress.
hope your well
Hey Rascal, hearing that!
Camilla looking cute n’ kinky in that latex dress last night; by the time I got thru she’d wriggled out of it tho lol 
Helluva hard babe to hold down, but I had a lot of fun with her. 
Adore her thigh boots, especially when she wraps them round me nice & tight mmm 
Lee x x x
hi camilla its rob shaw on the 18th of next mounth ill be 25 years old i cant wait this year soon gos so quickly i am sorry i didnt call you last my darling i only had a bit of credit on my phone but ill stay tuned to partyland as allways gorgeours to see you on tv then ill be ready for hour chat when i call so how are you baby i hope your looking well i bet its not long before you have your boobs done on the 13th of next mounth i wish i could actully be waitting for you in reception in the when you are having your boobs done ill spake with you again soon baby love you lots camilla xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hi camilla its rob shaw ive near allmust papper work my course at work inothing the nvq in gardening ive been doing over the past 6 mounths i am hopping for a certificate soon this year i am prould of myself for the hard work ive done baby specially another which i did back in january at crewe alexandra fc the stewards one which is part of my job at cafc ill spake with you tonight or soon my angel love you lots gorgeours camilla big hugs and kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just make sure that the 13th of October doesn’t fall on Friday, Cam.
Have a safe op.