Hello everyone, just to let ya all know I’m on PartyLand tonight…so hope to see ua there xxx
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Thanks sweet cheeks, bit busy grafting away at work at the mo. so i’ll see ya when i get back, can’t wait, only another 2 hours to go, yey
Speak to ya soon, love ya xxxxxx
All this channel swapping is messing with my mind camilla. Usually when I text you on BS I don’t need to put your name cuz the girls on the show seem to know the text is directed at you. Not the case on other shows lol. I just heard you and tiff are going to be doing a 2-4-1. Was debating calling but don’t think it would be fair on tiff cuz we both know I would only be able to focus my antention you. See how nice I am? Always thinking of others Besides after having me to yourself for so long do you really wanna share me lol?
Love ya lots darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I don’t believe it… *thud thud thud tweet tweet* Dunno why but the PartyLand number is barred on my phone so I won’t be able to call you. This is just the latest in a long line of obstacles keeping me from you baby – ever get the feeling someone’s going all Truman Show on you? *sob* I’m gonna chech that fucking smoke detector for hidden cameras again… GRRR!
hi Camilla, just rolled in from work and just had to tune into partyland before i did anything else, haven’t even had anything to eat yet!! ya looking great tho babe, tho you’ve just finished that section as i type, oh well may as well go and fix me summat to eat then. got some other things to take care off aswell, i could do ‘em in the morning but that’d mean me having to get up early, and i think we all know that aint ever gonna happen!!! lol
Let’s hear it for the only reason to call PartyLand! Mwah!
*sheepish grin* OK, so I was trying the wrong number all along lol :-7 Bonearse. Baby it was such a joy talking to you & running my Cami-deprived tongue all over your sexy body, mmm The Kinkstah loves those kinky thigh boots honey – altho now I turn around and you’ve got some cheeky stripey knee socks underneath them! Fair play to whoever made you take the boots off – I’d never have asked you for that!
It was so gnice to get to wave goodbye to your gorgeous natural boobies (such melodrama! Get the fuck over yourself Kinkstah!) honey – I’ve read much on your work in progress lately and I have to say despite all my reservations, the end result is there’ll be more of you to love baby mwah mwah! If you’re sore post-op I have the soothingest lips available without prescription, hehe
Just a bit bummed most of your old bras have already been snaffled by various girls when I put in a generous offer for the lot ages ago, wa-a-a-ah!
Sadly that’s my lot for the night; if the forces of darkness take a night off pissing me about I’ll keep an eye out for you tomorrow night baby, but for now let me just say you’ve brought my gnice evening out to a blissful, smiley end. You’re one in a million million Camilla my sweet, sexy long-legged angel, and modest B cup or startling DD Amazon I’ll love you for evermore. Mwah mwah on both your new puppies! Mwah again!
Oh babe, no cred left on his phone & those sexy long, long legs on his TV… love those sexy stripey socks (tho I loved yr kinky thigh boots more!) baby; just done the What QT character would you be on FaceBo and I came up as Capt. Koons from Pulp Fiction. :-7 Could you love a man with an antique watch up his arse, baby?
Haven’t seen Inglourious Basterds yet but in the absence of owt groovy might well take it in this week. Wish I could call you again tonight *whine*
hi camilla its rob shaw did you have a good night on partyland baby i am sorry i messed it babe but whats hopping with babestation that your allways on sweetie ive started to write you a latter baby but what show do i put it under us on the enolop when the latter comes to you is it still the same address when ive sent you the wwe wrestlemania 24 dvd to i hope your well gorgeours ill spake with again soon camilla love you loads babe big hugs and kisss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Camilla. How are you? So did you enjoy Partyland then: I like it because (usually) there is only one girl on the screen at one time so that the picture is larger (and clearer than Babestation!) Anyway I missed you last night as I recorded Babestation as usual and althought it was a good show it was a bit lacking without your sexy self! I look forward to seeing you tonight on Babestation? if you’re on the Freeview show! Do you like all this channel hopping thats going on at the moment; I think its very confusing and as I only have Freeview I tend to miss out on BS2 and Blue Kiss etc. Never mind (hopefully) I’ll see you tonight on my favourite show BS1 Freeview.
Do you know who else is on tonights Freeview show? Rachel should have been on tonight but she was on last night (a nice surprise; presumably because Paige is unwell) and I know Dani O’Neal is working. I’m hoping that Morgan,Kelly,Paige’Lynsey and Charlie appear at some stage.
Anyway I expect you’re catching up on your beauty sleep at the moment; not that you need any extra beauty!!!
Take care rest well and hopefully I’ll see you tonight.
I feel your pain Geoff; I’ve only got FreeView as well and while I’m sure it’s just another music in a different kitchen I get kinda bummed not having BS2 & Blue Kiss.
I try to alleviate this by treating every sesh with Camilla as extra special – she was so hot on PartyLand last night with Tiffany & Jada mmm and altho’ I only got to talk to her once it was a total blast!
Hey baby if PartyLand’s your new fave I’ll take that! The only down side is us FV pikeys have to kick back for another 60 mins unless we take a sneaky peek online, hehe
Alternatively, just nick the furniture from the set & drag it over to BabeStation, or bat your sexy lashes at the producer & take ‘em shopping up Ikea!
I’m out again tonight – 2 on the trot; for me that’s rare! A spot of bowling then some chinky & a couple North London pubs; simple pleasures! Hope to be back by midnight so I’ll keep my eye out for you honey!
Sweet, soft kisses all the way up your back, mwah mwah mwah!
hey my fave pretty lady, hope you’re having sweet dreams Camilla. i’m still buzzin’ from talking to you earlier, and now i’ve just checked out the new pic set and they’re great, love ‘em, ya just can’t do no wrong tho can ya babe xxx it’s been a better than perfect start to my day and it’s all because of you Camilla xxx
not even work will be be able to get me down today, seeing as it’s friday, last one of the week and all that, and knowing i’ll be coming home and seeing you tonight, well that’s just the icing on the cake i think…could you throw me a bone tho babe as to which channel you’ll be on, just so’s i don’t lose valuable Camilla time sifting through all the channels looking for ya. it doesn’t bear thinking about – you on one channel and me watching another, waiting and hoping for you to come on!! that’d be a nightmare!!!! lol.
gotta go to work now, should’ve gone 5 mins ago really lol….fuck it tho work can wait right, i’m defo going now, see ya later Camilla, have a good’un.
speak to you soon, big hugs n kisses, love ya lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I’m with you moz. All this channel hopping is givin me arthritis of the thumb lol. Won’t even be able to watch from the start to see which channel she is on. Me and my band are playing a gig tonight. Proper rank place in fairness. You know the type. The kind that when you walk in you get that unmistakable smell of lager and piss lol. Still should be good tho
Talk to ya when I get back camilla xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mmm Camilla & Caty… Sooky that’s such a bad idea it’s terrific! It’s like the Little & Large I always wanted but never got when I was a wee yin! The possibilities would be endless, much to the terror of the producers I’ll bet hehe
I’ve just seen Tiffany on PartyLand getting up close & personal with the sexiest arse in the known universe – Cami’s back in thigh boots tonight and DAMN she’s smokin’! No sound but her kinky threads are on so tight I can lip read, mwuhuhuhuh
I see Lori’s still flaunting her Pinkle(TM) look – could this be why you’re on PL baby? :-7 If you’re on til 5 by God I’m calling in! I can’t tear myself away tonight! Mwah!
Hey sweetheart.
I have decided that as the co-founder of the ‘jay diet’ you are entitled to 50% (that’s right 50%) of any income generated and lets face facts, the income is liable to me substantial Its usually you pitchig ideas to me on the phones rather than vice versa. But still this could be the start of something BIG! I’m thinking workout videos so people can get the jay diet experience at home. And a string of gyms offering professional demonstrations (obviously you and I would do the demonstrations at the main site, obviously). How can this fail?! (if only anything I just said had any basis in reality lol). And by the way my expert ear tells me that you still haven’t recovered from your chest infection (I know ……how amazing are my diagnostic skills). Hope you feel better soon beautiful. I was a bit disappointed at the quality of the groupies at my gig tonight. Just a load of girls who (if I’m being honest) have had several beatings with the ugly stick lol (harsh but nonetheless true).
Love you loads and loads darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ps hi to all other fellow bloggers. Too many names to list lol. Hope everyone is doin well.
partyland it is then babe, yey and wow what a start, for me anyway as i’ve only just tuned in, i couldn’t get to finish work early today, GRRRR lol, i raced all the way home to see ya tho, driving like a man possesed all the way!! lol
Tiff’s a lucky girl having you there beside her, she’s making me jealous it’s even better now you’re full screen tho, looking mmmm mmmmm mmmmm fandabidozi Camilla…..trying to type and watch you at the same time here, it aint easy i tells ya lol, thanks for the chat aswell, t’was short n sweet, it’s all gravy baby, always good to talk to ya xxxxxxxxxxxx sent you a txt aswell babe, tho no-one seems to be reading any out!!?
gonna be watching for the rest of the night, not a bad little tune on PL by the way, makes a nice change from the BS loop!!!! how long before it starts to get annoying tho, not for a while yet i think
catch ya later Camilla, lots of love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It’s all good Jay except for your Speed Dial being superior to mine! Note to self – if Jay’s on b4 you. hang up & save wedge; he ain’t gonna hang up when his Mum/wife/beeyotch storms in the room wailing “you’re too tired for me, but you can get it on for HER?” Hey, did I include Mum in that? :-7 Totally my bad…
Baby, are you surrounding yourself with Tiffany & Daryl to soften the blow of your boob op? :-7 If so, well played; proper Machiavellian baby! For some reason I’m less concerned about your ambitions than I was before… I guess at heart all guys are boob freaks; I absolutely love yours the way they are but no sooner does Daryl appear then I’m thinking “Hey, I feel the need to chew on something!”
Don’t get me wrong; if I can finally put my chapter of this debate to bed, I love you the way you look now because your figure is sublime; from your head to your feet you’re inch perfect baby and any resistance I’ve put up thus far to your boob op is purely down to fear of change.
I was gonna namecheck the other girls but I’ve changed my mind; we both know you’re gonna get this done so good luck babe & I cant wait to see the new improved you; for now I’m gonna enjoy the wild, sexy infectious hot honey I’ve always known mmm mwah!
(roll on 20 mins) And how enjoyable! Babe you’re a work of art – I’ve no idea why I somehow managed to miss you peeling off your kinky boots but I promise I’m flogging myself into oblivion on your behalf as punishment for disrespect! If it’s any consolation your sexy socks got me off too! I think your camera dude misdirected me while we were harping on about sweet larve making or summink, hehe
I could go on. For now, let me make the public service announcement you suggested: Camilla will be exclusively on PartyLand (FV ch50, mobiles call 89069) til the end of August so don’t waste time channel hopping for the time being! Our baby’s gotta new home and she’s loving every minute! *blissful sigh*
It’s been a pleasure Cami, my gorgeous, sweet sexy kinky thigh-booted baby girl! Every inch of you will be showered in adoring kisses for as long as I have lips to deal them out with. After that, I’ll get a stencil made…
Lmao lee! What can I say? Got the fastest fingers in the west lol !!! Its like an episode of who wants to be a millionaire lol. And seeing as though I am an eligible bachelor (hard to believe I know lol) I got no intentions of hanging up that phone Soz for cutting your camilla time short though mate
Alright moz. Rough ain’t the word mate. Was mint tho. We have got a fair amount of our own stuff but we do shit loads of covers as well. Basically we have covers for the vast majority of songs by the chili’s, foo’s, killers, kings of leon, editors, green day, blink 182. You name it chances are we cover it lol. Still trying to talk the lads into covering journey – don’t stop believing lol. And when it finally happens watch out britains got talent lol.
Oh Cami honey, this beshitted phone! I’m glad I got thru to you one last time but for once it’d be gnice to just enjoy your sexy company without worrying about the god damn time! Grrr!
I’m glad PartyLand does it for you; you seemed to be on riotous form tonight and (like anyone I guess) when you’re relaxed & happy boy do you turn on the sexy style! Just wish you weren’t quite such a pop babe or I’d've got thru to you sooner, but that’s just me bemoaning my spazzy dialling fingers hehe
I’ll be away tonight but beyond that I can’t say when I can call you again. It’s been so great when I can get thru sweetie but I’ve not had much joy lately & it’s starting to take its toll… every moment I’ve spent with you has been worth it though my gorgeous girl, and if I can I’ll catch you again before August becomes a history lesson. God, I love you so much!
Enjoy a good sleep my sexy angel, on tonight’s performances alone you deserve it! Mwah mwah MWAH! The Kinkstah adores you, honey!
Was good talking to you the other night/morning! Always good to talk to you 1st thing when I wake up! Shame you’re not doing any daytimes anymore as I miss our little ‘normal’ chats!lol
Anyways babe, hope to speak to you again soon.
Take care babes
xx
Hey Jay, Mozza, Lee,
It’s been a while guys. How’s the injury Jay?
Good result for your boys Mozza & Jay. Not sure how I feel still about seeing Mickey O in the red of Utd! Got my ticket for the Villa game on Monday, so will be driving up and then back down to London the same night to have 3hrs sleep before I have to get up for work! The things we do for our clubs eh!
Lee mate, I totally sympathise with you. I’m the same, as soon as I hear Mozza and Jay on the phone, I hang up and try to wait out the 20mins before they finally time out!lol
Alright Stuart mate. How’s it going? I’m doing good. Went the physio last week and my calf is healing as well as I could have hoped for and I have been told I can start doing heavier work on it now. To be honest two days after he told me that I was having a kick about Seems to be holding up well though. I’m thinking about 2 more weeks and I will be back playing regular sports again (thank god). And yeah was a mint result for as at Wigan. Owen has opened his premiership tally which is always good. Hope everything is ok with you mate. Not heard from ya on here for a while.
hiya Camilla, hope you’re enjoying ya weekend and having a good night out too, have a drink or 2 for me babe, i had some for you while i was out earlier xxx
thanks again for everything Camilla, love ya lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
alright Stu, how ya doin’ mate? i’m good thanks, a little bit drunk maybe but good all the same
yea it was a good result, especially after the Burnley fiasco!! lol, just watching the highlights on sky sports now. i know what ya mean about Mickey Owen aswell, tell you what tho, you can have him back for a straight swap with either Stevie G or Torres, can’t be any fairer than that!!! lol, tho saying that i’m prepared to give Owen a chance, i think he’ll do alright for us. enjoy the game on monday
good news about your leg Jay, glad the gig went well for ya too, you got many more lined up?
Got a few more lined up moz. But we are all going our separate ways in a few weeks when we are all back to uni So just gonna do these next few then leave it till we are all back at christmas. And whats this about wanting to swap Gerrard or Torres for Owen lol. Having either of those at Old Trafford is like associating with the antichrist lol.
yeah i know Jay, i’m hanging my head in shame for even mentioning it, think i must’ve been more drunk than i realised last night!! lol, i’m thinking more clearly now tho mate tho i think Stevie G or Torres would be only too happy to come to utd, just so’s they could bring us down from within!! so on reflection Stuart, you can keep ‘em there mate, we’ve got Rooney anyway
hi Camilla, hope you’re having a nice relaxing sunday and enjoying the sunshine too. it’s another scorcher here, there’s plenty of breeze tho so at least it aint uncomfortably hot i’m just chillin’, watching the cricket and strumming away on my guitar, just being lazy basically lol, but aint that what sundays are all about!!
Back from a Grand Day Out, all karate’d out, showered off n’ squeaky clean! It’s been a beautiful couple of days, huh babe; made a gnice change not having to try & sleep thru them hehe Trust you’ve been sunbathing in your Pirate Pool?
It’s a long, hot Summer eve baby so I’ve poured myself a pint of icy cold Blackthorn and I’m just chillen in the afterglow of a mixed bag of sports, getting a mild kicking in a v. sweaty dojo & waiting in big hot queues on the M25 lol England have regained the Ashes (farewell Freddy!) while I was getting turned over, so my Sis will be well made up while her Aussie hubby sulks into his VB – someone’s gonna be on the sofa tonight lol
I went to see some old friends yesterday so a gnice evening of beer, scran, chit chat & playing horsey with their wee yin (see, it’s not all PVC, spanking & marathon oral loving for The Kinkstah hehe lol) was bookended by the bloody M25. Just sitting still on it makes me want to save up for a helicopter. Bah! I swear it’s not a motorway – it’s just somewhere for the Highways Agency to stash all their cones, barriers & earthmoving gubbins. Bunch of I Shoulda Been There Fucking Hours Ago Arse, Mate! Grrr!
Here I am getting angry on a gnice day again! :-7 I’m not back at work til Wed nite so I’ll try to call you at some point between now and then honey, altho if I hear Mozza or Jay I’m hanging the fuck up lol (you too, Stu? :-7 Maybe we can conference call and get a group sesh thing going mwuhuhuhuh saucy!)
Hope you’ve had a great weekend Cami baby, maybe you can make mine tonight! Mwah mwah!
lol Lee, just a heads up for you and Stu, i’m working days this week so the line should be pretty much clear from me…(soz Camilla, i gotta try n sleep sometime babe!! xxxx) tho that’s not to say i wont be phoning at some point…ya never know!!!! lol
yeah it was good to see England win the ashes again, i’d like to think the aussies had it coming tho for giving us neighbours and home & away plus all the other drivel over the years!!
can’t say i’ve had the ‘pleasure’ of driving on the m25 yet, i’ve heard all about it tho, like it’s the worlds biggest car park and pretty much the same as what you wrote Lee, doesn’t sound as tho i’m missing anything
Hey Mozza! Maybe we could work out some kinda rotation system lol Something’s gotta be done before we end up in court over a custody battle, and I haven’t seen Kramer vs Kramer because I’m single and solely in charge of my TV remote lol
My advice on the M25: avoid unless you’re flying a B52 laden to bursting with cluster bombs. It’s a shitty-arsed car park you pay & display for via your Tax Disc – do yourself a Rod Laver & buy your disc knowing some other poor mullet’s stuck on it and not you! It’s only a worthwhile journey if you’ve got Camilla riding shotgun, weapons-grade air conditioning, a coolbox brimmed with icy refreshments, tinted glass and yr iPod ram-jammed fulla sexy grooves mmm yeah baby!
hi camilla its rob shaw on saturday i was stewarding in the home end at crewe alexandras game against hereford united they was no repeat of last season i was actully on tv when they showing the highligths of that game on the football league show babe i was at the back of the goal if you want to watch that see if you can find it on youtube put it as crewe alexandra v hereford united on the 22/8/09 i am stwearding in the 4th row on pitch side but iam pleased with newcastle united their doing much better than last season 3 wins and one draw in the championship things are looking up for nufc so how are gorgeours ill be in tuch with you some time this or next ill stay tuned to look out for you babe when your next on partyland spake to you soon baby love you lots baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mmm my sweet baby girl, I just can’t stay away… (besides, I’m biding my time while my stats build back up on Mafia Wars lol only joking baby – not even La Cosa Nostra going to the mattresses could keep me away hehe)
Hey Camzilla my fifty foot honey, are you on PartyLand tonight? Missed you last night baby neither the BabeStation or PartyLand nightly schedules are worth a milk chocolate fuck at the present (whoever it says is on either isn’t, or is on another channel, boo! Cheesy lies!), so I gotta channel hop til my eyes swell like pickled onions lol
I don’t wanna sound all whiny & needy cos you can’t be working that big bed & red hot phones every night, but I only ask as I’m free tonight & tomorrow b4 I gotta go back to work This must be what shore leave feels like! Verdammt wristwatch!
I hope you’re doing OK anyway baby – as I type I’m back & forth on the mobile having a cheeky chat with someone either pretending to be you or (dare I imagine it? Dare, dare!) actually you, wide awake & smouldering from a well-deserved beauty sleep! I got a real hot sexy pic of you as an opener, yr pretty lily tattoo climbing up your tummy from your crisp, white panties, beautifully contrasted by your French tan hehe You’re definitely pushing for higher glamour Cami my sexy honey, but don’t forget us low dog guttersnipe types who forage for swine amongst the pearls lol
Oh, it’s such fun talking to you, baby. If you’re not on TV before Wed I’ll just hold out for better luck before your appointments at the end of the month.
A bientot, ma cherie! (Fuck, I’ve forgotten more French than I ever learned lately… :-7 maybe we can practice on my oral technique, hmm? mwuhuhuhuh speak soon baby girl mwah!)
hi Camilla, hope you’re well babe and finally rid of the chest infection, i’ve still got a never ending supply of TLC for ya tho just in case xxxx
i’m ok, a little bit knackered tho from a lack of sleep last night, so i could well be lying comatose by the time 9pm comes round!! so if i don’t see ya later i hope you have a good night, i’ll defo see you in my dreams tho babe xxx
speak to ya soon pretty lady, love ya loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hi Lee, alright mate? Camilla should be on partyland tonight, good luck with getting through to her mate
Hey there Moz & Jay – unless I’m v. much mistaken Cami’s rearranged her schedule around y’all like you’ve asked for several times lol Bummer for me but you should see that state of my flat; how bad have things got that I gotta put positive spin on the status quo with FUCKING HOUSEWORK?
Think she’s been spoiling us lately, dudes. Try a little tenderness.
hope you’re not ill again Camilla and that you’ve just rescheduled your nights instead i’m off to bed in a sec, really struggling to stay awake now and yawning for Britain here!! lol
take care babe, lotsa love xxxxxxxxx
soz fellas if i got ya hopes up!! lol and yeah you’re right Lee, although i feel spoilt every day as far as Camilla’s concerned, there’s none better than Camilla for me
Feel your frustration, Moz (and your fatigue, eurghhh) – there’s a whole bevy of hot babes between BS & PL tonight, but I just can’t be arsed. Admittedly it’s a while til I get paid and things are a little tight in the mean time; it’s focused my priorities like blinkers… :-7 If Cami’s not on, my phone stays cold.
I’m not sure if, even though I’ll be off work, I’ll be around over the Aug Bank Hol yet, so if you’re not on TV Tuesday night baby I’ll say my goodbyes til you’re back on our screens, bigger & better than ever hehe
Hey, maybe I can catch up on some unwatched DVDs! The pile’s been growing for months… :-7 Can’t wait til I can add Kill Me 5 to the top of it
Didn’t enjoy the housework. So much so that I stopped.
Lee (winner of Bone Idol 2009; too lazy to collect award lol) x x x x x x x
Just seen the schedule for BabeStation tonight & you’re on it – for now I’m gonna take that with a pinch of salt as it’s been useless up til now & just channel hop, but if you’re on either station tonight could I put in a request for thigh boots & baby oil, sweetie? :-d Scrolled past Jemma on my way down the page (didn’t look for long, honest lol OK maybe my mouse packed up or summink hehe) and suddenly I’ve got ideas.
The power of subliminal advertising, huh? Promise I’ll stop now.
In anticipation of a slippery night on that big, big, bed I’ll bid you the sweetest of kinky dreams, babe. Mwah!
hey camilla baby its rob shaw how are you babe ive been on a cheshire training course yesterday and today it will help myself on my maths my english is ok its just my maths i struggle with the must but when are you next on babestation or partyland gorgeours ive missed you lots last week baby i cant wait to when i next phone you on any of those shows whens your film kill me 5 been adverteyes i would love to see what its like ill spake with you again soon my lovelly babe love you lots big hugs and kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
cheers Lee, yeah, fatigued is a good term for how i felt last night, i was well & truly cream crackered, surprised i stayed awake as long as i did tho! i think me and you are often in the same boat regarding working nights and missing Camilla. i’ll be back on ‘em next week, but in the mean time i’m slowly but surely getting used to seeing daylight again!! lol. fair play with the attempted house work aswell mate, at least the thought was there! lol, i think Camilla’s got it all sussed tho…..get someone else to do it instead!
which brings me nicely onto you Camilla, how are ya pretty lady? all good i hope looking forward to seeing and catching up with you again soon, and if ya taking requests…any chance you could wear the black latex dress some time soon please, haven’t seen you in it for a while. no worries if ya don’t tho babe, as you know i love seeing you in anything xxxxx
blimey, how quick was that! i sent in my txt and it was being read out within 20 secs….nearly missed it lol, partyland just gets better n better
ya looking sensational Camilla, tho you always do xxx think i’m gonna have to ask you about the new piercing the next time i speak to you, can’t wait
it pains me to say it babe, but i’ll be off to bed shortly i’ll make sure i see your 1st section of the night at least tho, even if i have to prop my eyes open with matchsticks lol, have a good night, i’m sure you will
Just spotted you, all teeny tiny in the corner of the PartyLand screen – so tiny in fact I can’t tell if that’s Lilly or Roxanna you’re sat with lol So for all my clingy whining I’ll be able to give you a ring some time later, woo-hoo! Guess who’s bound to have lost the art of conversation after midnight? :-7
Good to see the scheduling info is as factual as ever; you’re doing the most Camilla-esque impression of Reede I’ve ever seen baby hehe Anyway, you’re looking mighty fine tonight baby and as I’ll probably be stuck from Wed to the turn of September unable to talk to you, I’ll be hitting that number til my battery dies for a good cause.
Later, my gorgeous girl! Mwah mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. never did get that housework done… :-7 This is my United States of Whatever!
It’s another hour til PL hits FreeView and I can’t keep my eyes off my laptop hehe It was so good to talk to you earlier baby – loved the pirate bikini & peach panties (doubling up as bondage gear you kinky girl, hehe); do you have a Dulux chart at home to match your sexy outfits to you creamy skin baby? lol Love the wee tartan number n’ sexy Argyle knee highs too – I foozle like fuck on the pitch & putt fairways but if you wanna be my caddy we can get trapped in a sandy bunker together hehe
You’re burning up my screen tonight Cami honey and as I’ll probably not speak to you again in August after this show I’m making the most of you mmm, imagine me kissing & licking you all over baby; those hot, sexy endless legs, the cutest lil’ bum ever to grace my eyes, your elegantly tattooed tummy, those heavenly titties soon to grow up bigger & better mmm, up your slender neck & all over those pouty, beestung lips again, and again, and again, mwah mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Basically I’m just typing up what I can’t articulate off the cuff on the phone to you, sweetie hehe I’ll bide my time & call you again before you go home this morning – even if I just get to eavesdrop for the full 20 I’ll get off hearing you purr your pussycat pillow talk to the other lucky mahfahs and look forward to the new you in late September.
I’ll never get you out of my head Camilla, you gorgeous hot honey bunny mwah! Unlike dear lil’ Kylie though, I won’t record a pop single whining about it lol You don’t wanna imagine me in that sexy wee white number baby, you just don’t…
Lee x x x x x x x (my bum probably looks big in it hehe)
Hey, Cami honey – Tue nite and it’s been mostly about me… (hey, who threw that? lol)
Oh baby it’s the end of a wonderful night for me – I got thru to you pretty quick on 2 and a half occasions lol and you’ve been on top form since I saw you online around watershed time hehe All your sexy outfits, your naughty chat, your latest addition to your crown jewels mmm it’s all good baby! Mwah!
I’ve harped on for far too long tonight already without your other guys interspersing my waffle to make it look less one sided :-7 so let me just say thanks for everything tonight you gorgeous, sexy girl – I’ve enjoyed every minute as always and you’ve no idea what it does for me when you’re not around!
I hope you have a great time in Germany over the weekend (is it boxing ring duty again?), assuming I don’t find that Customs uniform & whizz down to the airport in time to intercept you as you set off the metal detectors lol It’ll be worth the petrol money, suit hire & bollocking for absence at work just to do the Camilla full body search in that little windowless backroom hehe 8-o Just don’t be surprised if afterwards I can’t bring myself to say “She’s clean!” Couldn’t resisit that one babe – sorry!
In truth I’ve had plenty of time to get used to your imminent boob job by now & to be honest I can’t wait to see you again when you’re ready to return; just gutted I got cut off tonight MOMENTS before I got to draw a line under (or was it over? hehe) the old you. So it goes; I should cut to the chase more, like right now! :-7 *ahem*
I do love you the way you are now honey; I’ll sure miss the old you but learn to love Double D Camilla, mwah mwah! More Camilla = more sweet larve, mwah mwah!
Have a great weekend my darling, and all my best wishes for September. I’m still being stonewalled at every step re. Club Camilla and I’m raging inside but one day I’ll get there. You’ll probably be a triple J by then and have chronic backache & scuff marks on your nipples, lol but I’ll get it done. Just don’t take off your older photo sets by then, that’s all I ask!
This is why my sister cuts me off the phone after an hour! :-7 All my love & cuddles Camilla baby, I’ll shut up now and miss you like crazy! Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. Have you forgiven me for the Snog, Marry, Avoid stuff? :-7 Promise never to mention it again babe!
Thanks sweet cheeks, bit busy grafting away at work at the mo. so i’ll see ya when i get back, can’t wait, only another 2 hours to go, yey
xxxxxx
Speak to ya soon, love ya
Have a good night on the PL set hunny
This explains why people were saying you were on and I couldn’t see you on BS – it’s cause you’re not on there….doh!!!
luv and hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxx
All this channel swapping is messing with my mind camilla. Usually when I text you on BS I don’t need to put your name cuz the girls on the show seem to know the text is directed at you. Not the case on other shows lol. I just heard you and tiff are going to be doing a 2-4-1. Was debating calling but don’t think it would be fair on tiff cuz we both know I would only be able to focus my antention you. See how nice I am? Always thinking of others
Besides after having me to yourself for so long do you really wanna share me lol?
Love ya lots darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I don’t believe it… *thud thud thud tweet tweet*
Dunno why but the PartyLand number is barred on my phone so I won’t be able to call you. 
This is just the latest in a long line of obstacles keeping me from you baby – ever get the feeling someone’s going all Truman Show on you? 
*sob* I’m gonna chech that fucking smoke detector for hidden cameras again… GRRR!
hi Camilla, just rolled in from work and just had to tune into partyland before i did anything else, haven’t even had anything to eat yet!! ya looking great tho babe, tho you’ve just finished that section as i type, oh well may as well go and fix me summat to eat then. got some other things to take care off aswell, i could do ‘em in the morning but that’d mean me having to get up early, and i think we all know that aint ever gonna happen!!! lol
later babe, lots of love
xxxxxxx
Let’s hear it for the only reason to call PartyLand! Mwah!
*sheepish grin* OK, so I was trying the wrong number all along lol :-7 Bonearse. Baby it was such a joy talking to you & running my Cami-deprived tongue all over your sexy body, mmm The Kinkstah loves those kinky thigh boots honey – altho now I turn around and you’ve got some cheeky stripey knee socks underneath them! Fair play to whoever made you take the boots off – I’d never have asked you for that!
It was so gnice to get to wave goodbye to your gorgeous natural boobies (such melodrama! Get the fuck over yourself Kinkstah!) honey – I’ve read much on your work in progress lately and I have to say despite all my reservations, the end result is there’ll be more of you to love baby mwah mwah! If you’re sore post-op I have the soothingest lips available without prescription, hehe
Just a bit bummed most of your old bras have already been snaffled by various girls when I put in a generous offer for the lot ages ago, wa-a-a-ah!
Sadly that’s my lot for the night; if the forces of darkness take a night off pissing me about I’ll keep an eye out for you tomorrow night baby, but for now let me just say you’ve brought my gnice evening out to a blissful, smiley end.
You’re one in a million million Camilla my sweet, sexy long-legged angel, and modest B cup or startling DD Amazon I’ll love you for evermore. Mwah mwah on both your new puppies! Mwah again!
(…and this just in… “Mwah!”)
Lee x x x x x x x
Oh babe, no cred left on his phone & those sexy long, long legs on his TV…
love those sexy stripey socks (tho I loved yr kinky thigh boots more!) baby; just done the What QT character would you be on FaceBo and I came up as Capt. Koons from Pulp Fiction. :-7 Could you love a man with an antique watch up his arse, baby?
Haven’t seen Inglourious Basterds yet but in the absence of owt groovy might well take it in this week. Wish I could call you again tonight *whine*
Really enjoyed our chat today Camilla, it was drum n bass-tastic babe
xxxx loved every second of it, many thanks Camilla, ya the best 
love ya for ever n ever and a whole lot more
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fucking loved the show….defo my favourite show now lol…..working with Tiffany is always a pleasure but jada too….top nite ;0
thanks for all your calls and messages it was wicked
Back on again tonight but not sure what show yet….ha ha you’ll just have to keep channel hopping lol
Love and hugs xxx
So cBeebies it is, then? lol
hi camilla its rob shaw did you have a good night on partyland baby i am sorry i messed it babe but whats hopping with babestation that your allways on sweetie ive started to write you a latter baby but what show do i put it under us on the enolop when the latter comes to you is it still the same address when ive sent you the wwe wrestlemania 24 dvd to i hope your well gorgeours ill spake with again soon camilla love you loads babe big hugs and kisss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hope you had a good night camilla. gorgeous as always last night in a very nice outfit
Hi Camilla. How are you? So did you enjoy Partyland then: I like it because (usually) there is only one girl on the screen at one time so that the picture is larger (and clearer than Babestation!) Anyway I missed you last night as I recorded Babestation as usual and althought it was a good show it was a bit lacking without your sexy self! I look forward to seeing you tonight on Babestation? if you’re on the Freeview show! Do you like all this channel hopping thats going on at the moment; I think its very confusing and as I only have Freeview I tend to miss out on BS2 and Blue Kiss etc. Never mind (hopefully) I’ll see you tonight on my favourite show BS1 Freeview.
Do you know who else is on tonights Freeview show? Rachel should have been on tonight but she was on last night (a nice surprise; presumably because Paige is unwell) and I know Dani O’Neal is working. I’m hoping that Morgan,Kelly,Paige’Lynsey and Charlie appear at some stage.
Anyway I expect you’re catching up on your beauty sleep at the moment; not that you need any extra beauty!!!
Take care rest well and hopefully I’ll see you tonight.
Lots and lots of love as usual.
Geoff
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I feel your pain Geoff; I’ve only got FreeView as well and while I’m sure it’s just another music in a different kitchen I get kinda bummed not having BS2 & Blue Kiss.
and altho’ I only got to talk to her once it was a total blast! 
I try to alleviate this by treating every sesh with Camilla as extra special – she was so hot on PartyLand last night with Tiffany & Jada mmm
Hey baby if PartyLand’s your new fave I’ll take that! The only down side is us FV pikeys have to kick back for another 60 mins unless we take a sneaky peek online, hehe
Alternatively, just nick the furniture from the set & drag it over to BabeStation, or bat your sexy lashes at the producer & take ‘em shopping up Ikea!
I’m out again tonight – 2 on the trot; for me that’s rare! A spot of bowling then some chinky & a couple North London pubs; simple pleasures!
Hope to be back by midnight so I’ll keep my eye out for you honey!
Sweet, soft kisses all the way up your back, mwah mwah mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
hey my fave pretty lady, hope you’re having sweet dreams Camilla. i’m still buzzin’ from talking to you earlier, and now i’ve just checked out the new pic set and they’re great, love ‘em, ya just can’t do no wrong tho can ya babe
xxx it’s been a better than perfect start to my day and it’s all because of you Camilla xxx
not even work will be be able to get me down today, seeing as it’s friday, last one of the week and all that, and knowing i’ll be coming home and seeing you tonight, well that’s just the icing on the cake i think…could you throw me a bone tho babe as to which channel you’ll be on, just so’s i don’t lose valuable Camilla time sifting through all the channels looking for ya. it doesn’t bear thinking about – you on one channel and me watching another, waiting and hoping for you to come on!! that’d be a nightmare!!!! lol.
gotta go to work now, should’ve gone 5 mins ago really lol….fuck it tho work can wait
right, i’m defo going now, see ya later Camilla, have a good’un.
speak to you soon, big hugs n kisses, love ya lots
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I’m with you moz. All this channel hopping is givin me arthritis of the thumb lol. Won’t even be able to watch from the start to see which channel she is on. Me and my band are playing a gig tonight. Proper rank place in fairness. You know the type. The kind that when you walk in you get that unmistakable smell of lager and piss lol. Still should be good tho
Talk to ya when I get back camilla xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I’m still waiting for Camilla to appear with Dionne and Yvette on “Britains Most Dangerous Women” on Bravo with Danny Dyer
Glad you liked the show hunny – it seems to be getting itself back on track again after too much experimenting and changes over the past few months
Should be a fun night if you ever end up on with caty as well – 2 hyper up for a laugh girls on together – actually that might be a bad idea
As long as you’re enjoying it all – that’s the main thing xxxxxx
Mmm Camilla & Caty… Sooky that’s such a bad idea it’s terrific!
It’s like the Little & Large I always wanted but never got when I was a wee yin! The possibilities would be endless, much to the terror of the producers I’ll bet hehe 
I’ve just seen Tiffany on PartyLand getting up close & personal with the sexiest arse in the known universe – Cami’s back in thigh boots tonight and DAMN she’s smokin’! No sound but her kinky threads are on so tight I can lip read, mwuhuhuhuh
I see Lori’s still flaunting her Pinkle(TM) look – could this be why you’re on PL baby? :-7 If you’re on til 5 by God I’m calling in!
I can’t tear myself away tonight! Mwah!
Here comes the Kinkstah!
Lee x x x x x x x
Hey sweetheart.
Its usually you pitchig ideas to me on the phones rather than vice versa. But still this could be the start of something BIG! I’m thinking workout videos so people can get the jay diet experience at home. And a string of gyms offering professional demonstrations (obviously you and I would do the demonstrations at the main site, obviously). How can this fail?! (if only anything I just said had any basis in reality lol). And by the way my expert ear tells me that you still haven’t recovered from your chest infection (I know ……how amazing are my diagnostic skills). Hope you feel better soon beautiful. I was a bit disappointed at the quality of the groupies at my gig tonight. Just a load of girls who (if I’m being honest) have had several beatings with the ugly stick lol (harsh but nonetheless true).
I have decided that as the co-founder of the ‘jay diet’ you are entitled to 50% (that’s right 50%) of any income generated and lets face facts, the income is liable to me substantial
Love you loads and loads darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ps hi to all other fellow bloggers. Too many names to list lol. Hope everyone is doin well.
partyland it is then babe, yey
and wow what a start, for me anyway as i’ve only just tuned in, i couldn’t get to finish work early today, GRRRR lol, i raced all the way home to see ya tho, driving like a man possesed all the way!! lol
Tiff’s a lucky girl having you there beside her, she’s making me jealous
it’s even better now you’re full screen tho, looking mmmm mmmmm mmmmm fandabidozi Camilla…..trying to type and watch you at the same time here, it aint easy i tells ya lol, thanks for the chat aswell, t’was short n sweet, it’s all gravy baby, always good to talk to ya 
xxxxxxxxxxxx sent you a txt aswell babe, tho no-one seems to be reading any out!!?
gonna be watching for the rest of the night, not a bad little tune on PL by the way, makes a nice change from the BS loop!!!! how long before it starts to get annoying tho, not for a while yet i think
catch ya later Camilla, lots of love
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wotcha Jay, rough crowd at the gig eh!! lol, hope it went well for ya anyway. do you play your own stuff or covers?
hi again Camilla, forgot to mention that all important phone number – 690hhhhhhhh69!!! lol, love it
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It’s all good Jay except for your Speed Dial being superior to mine!
Note to self – if Jay’s on b4 you. hang up & save wedge; he ain’t gonna hang up when his Mum/wife/beeyotch storms in the room wailing “you’re too tired for me, but you can get it on for HER?” 
Hey, did I include Mum in that? :-7 Totally my bad…
Baby, are you surrounding yourself with Tiffany & Daryl to soften the blow of your boob op? :-7 If so, well played; proper Machiavellian baby! For some reason I’m less concerned about your ambitions than I was before…
I guess at heart all guys are boob freaks; I absolutely love yours the way they are but no sooner does Daryl appear then I’m thinking “Hey, I feel the need to chew on something!” 
Don’t get me wrong; if I can finally put my chapter of this debate to bed, I love you the way you look now because your figure is sublime; from your head to your feet you’re inch perfect baby and any resistance I’ve put up thus far to your boob op is purely down to fear of change.
I was gonna namecheck the other girls but I’ve changed my mind; we both know you’re gonna get this done so good luck babe & I cant wait to see the new improved you; for now I’m gonna enjoy the wild, sexy infectious hot honey I’ve always known mmm mwah!
(roll on 20 mins) And how enjoyable!
Babe you’re a work of art – I’ve no idea why I somehow managed to miss you peeling off your kinky boots but I promise I’m flogging myself into oblivion on your behalf as punishment for disrespect! If it’s any consolation your sexy socks got me off too! I think your camera dude misdirected me while we were harping on about sweet larve making or summink, hehe 
I could go on. For now, let me make the public service announcement you suggested: Camilla will be exclusively on PartyLand (FV ch50, mobiles call 89069) til the end of August so don’t waste time channel hopping for the time being! Our baby’s gotta new home and she’s loving every minute!
*blissful sigh*
It’s been a pleasure Cami, my gorgeous, sweet sexy kinky thigh-booted baby girl!
Every inch of you will be showered in adoring kisses for as long as I have lips to deal them out with. After that, I’ll get a stencil made…
Mwah x quite a lot!
Lee x x x x x x x
Lmao lee! What can I say? Got the fastest fingers in the west lol !!! Its like an episode of who wants to be a millionaire lol. And seeing as though I am an eligible bachelor (hard to believe I know lol) I got no intentions of hanging up that phone
Soz for cutting your camilla time short though mate 
Alright moz. Rough ain’t the word mate. Was mint tho. We have got a fair amount of our own stuff but we do shit loads of covers as well. Basically we have covers for the vast majority of songs by the chili’s, foo’s, killers, kings of leon, editors, green day, blink 182. You name it chances are we cover it lol. Still trying to talk the lads into covering journey – don’t stop believing lol. And when it finally happens watch out britains got talent lol.
when was the first time u gev hed babe? w.b t x
Oh Cami honey, this beshitted phone!
I’m glad I got thru to you one last time but for once it’d be gnice to just enjoy your sexy company without worrying about the god damn time! Grrr!
Just wish you weren’t quite such a pop babe or I’d've got thru to you sooner, but that’s just me bemoaning my spazzy dialling fingers hehe 
I’m glad PartyLand does it for you; you seemed to be on riotous form tonight and (like anyone I guess) when you’re relaxed & happy boy do you turn on the sexy style!
I’ll be away tonight but beyond that I can’t say when I can call you again.
It’s been so great when I can get thru sweetie but I’ve not had much joy lately & it’s starting to take its toll… 
every moment I’ve spent with you has been worth it though my gorgeous girl, and if I can I’ll catch you again before August becomes a history lesson. 
God, I love you so much!
Enjoy a good sleep my sexy angel, on tonight’s performances alone you deserve it! Mwah mwah MWAH!
The Kinkstah adores you, honey!
Lee x x x x x x x
Hey Camilla,
Was good talking to you the other night/morning! Always good to talk to you 1st thing when I wake up! Shame you’re not doing any daytimes anymore as I miss our little ‘normal’ chats!lol
Anyways babe, hope to speak to you again soon.
Take care babes
xx
Hey Jay, Mozza, Lee,
It’s been a while guys. How’s the injury Jay?
Good result for your boys Mozza & Jay. Not sure how I feel still about seeing Mickey O in the red of Utd! Got my ticket for the Villa game on Monday, so will be driving up and then back down to London the same night to have 3hrs sleep before I have to get up for work! The things we do for our clubs eh!
Lee mate, I totally sympathise with you. I’m the same, as soon as I hear Mozza and Jay on the phone, I hang up and try to wait out the 20mins before they finally time out!lol
Have a good one lads!
Alright Stuart mate. How’s it going? I’m doing good. Went the physio last week and my calf is healing as well as I could have hoped for and I have been told I can start doing heavier work on it now. To be honest two days after he told me that I was having a kick about
Seems to be holding up well though. I’m thinking about 2 more weeks and I will be back playing regular sports again (thank god). And yeah was a mint result for as at Wigan. Owen has opened his premiership tally which is always good. Hope everything is ok with you mate. Not heard from ya on here for a while.
hiya Camilla, hope you’re enjoying ya weekend and having a good night out too, have a drink or 2 for me babe, i had some for you while i was out earlier
xxx
thanks again for everything Camilla, love ya lots
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alright Stu, how ya doin’ mate? i’m good thanks, a little bit drunk maybe but good all the same
yea it was a good result, especially after the Burnley fiasco!! lol, just watching the highlights on sky sports now. i know what ya mean about Mickey Owen aswell, tell you what tho, you can have him back for a straight swap with either Stevie G or Torres, can’t be any fairer than that!!! lol, tho saying that i’m prepared to give Owen a chance, i think he’ll do alright for us. enjoy the game on monday
good news about your leg Jay, glad the gig went well for ya too, you got many more lined up?
Got a few more lined up moz. But we are all going our separate ways in a few weeks when we are all back to uni
So just gonna do these next few then leave it till we are all back at christmas. And whats this about wanting to swap Gerrard or Torres for Owen lol. Having either of those at Old Trafford is like associating with the antichrist lol.
yeah i know Jay, i’m hanging my head in shame for even mentioning it, think i must’ve been more drunk than i realised last night!! lol, i’m thinking more clearly now tho mate
tho i think Stevie G or Torres would be only too happy to come to utd, just so’s they could bring us down from within!! so on reflection Stuart, you can keep ‘em there mate, we’ve got Rooney anyway 
hi Camilla, hope you’re having a nice relaxing sunday and enjoying the sunshine too. it’s another scorcher here, there’s plenty of breeze tho so at least it aint uncomfortably hot
i’m just chillin’, watching the cricket and strumming away on my guitar, just being lazy basically lol, but aint that what sundays are all about!! 
see ya soon, love ya
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Hi Cami sweetie!
Back from a Grand Day Out, all karate’d out, showered off n’ squeaky clean!
It’s been a beautiful couple of days, huh babe; made a gnice change not having to try & sleep thru them hehe 
Trust you’ve been sunbathing in your Pirate Pool? 
England have regained the Ashes (farewell Freddy!) while I was getting turned over, so my Sis will be well made up while her Aussie hubby sulks into his VB – someone’s gonna be on the sofa tonight lol 
It’s a long, hot Summer eve baby so I’ve poured myself a pint of icy cold Blackthorn and I’m just chillen in the afterglow of a mixed bag of sports, getting a mild kicking in a v. sweaty dojo & waiting in big hot queues on the M25 lol
I went to see some old friends yesterday so a gnice evening of beer, scran, chit chat & playing horsey with their wee yin (see, it’s not all PVC, spanking & marathon oral loving for The Kinkstah
hehe lol) was bookended by the bloody M25. Just sitting still on it makes me want to save up for a helicopter. 
Bah! I swear it’s not a motorway – it’s just somewhere for the Highways Agency to stash all their cones, barriers & earthmoving gubbins. Bunch of I Shoulda Been There Fucking Hours Ago Arse, Mate! Grrr!
Here I am getting angry on a gnice day again! :-7 I’m not back at work til Wed nite so I’ll try to call you at some point between now and then honey, altho if I hear Mozza or Jay I’m hanging the fuck up lol
(you too, Stu? :-7 Maybe we can conference call and get a group sesh thing going mwuhuhuhuh saucy!)
Hope you’ve had a great weekend Cami baby, maybe you can make mine tonight! Mwah mwah!
Speak soon, my gorgeous girl…
Lee x x x x x x x
lol Lee, just a heads up for you and Stu, i’m working days this week so the line should be pretty much clear from me…(soz Camilla, i gotta try n sleep sometime babe!!
xxxx) tho that’s not to say i wont be phoning at some point…ya never know!!!! 
lol
yeah it was good to see England win the ashes again, i’d like to think the aussies had it coming tho for giving us neighbours and home & away plus all the other drivel over the years!!
can’t say i’ve had the ‘pleasure’ of driving on the m25 yet, i’ve heard all about it tho, like it’s the worlds biggest car park and pretty much the same as what you wrote Lee, doesn’t sound as tho i’m missing anything
Hey Mozza! Maybe we could work out some kinda rotation system lol
Something’s gotta be done before we end up in court over a custody battle, and I haven’t seen Kramer vs Kramer because I’m single and solely in charge of my TV remote lol 
My advice on the M25: avoid unless you’re flying a B52 laden to bursting with cluster bombs. It’s a shitty-arsed car park you pay & display for via your Tax Disc – do yourself a Rod Laver & buy your disc knowing some other poor mullet’s stuck on it and not you!
It’s only a worthwhile journey if you’ve got Camilla riding shotgun, weapons-grade air conditioning, a coolbox brimmed with icy refreshments, tinted glass and yr iPod ram-jammed fulla sexy grooves mmm yeah baby! 
Oh, and fully reclining seats hehe
Hold my calls, Miss Moneypenny…
hi camilla its rob shaw on saturday i was stewarding in the home end at crewe alexandras game against hereford united they was no repeat of last season i was actully on tv when they showing the highligths of that game on the football league show babe i was at the back of the goal if you want to watch that see if you can find it on youtube put it as crewe alexandra v hereford united on the 22/8/09 i am stwearding in the 4th row on pitch side but iam pleased with newcastle united their doing much better than last season 3 wins and one draw in the championship things are looking up for nufc so how are gorgeours ill be in tuch with you some time this or next ill stay tuned to look out for you babe when your next on partyland spake to you soon baby love you lots baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mmm my sweet baby girl, I just can’t stay away… (besides, I’m biding my time while my stats build back up on Mafia Wars lol
only joking baby – not even La Cosa Nostra going to the mattresses could keep me away hehe)
Hey Camzilla my fifty foot honey, are you on PartyLand tonight? Missed you last night baby
neither the BabeStation or PartyLand nightly schedules are worth a milk chocolate fuck at the present (whoever it says is on either isn’t, or is on another channel, boo! Cheesy lies!), so I gotta channel hop til my eyes swell like pickled onions lol 
I don’t wanna sound all whiny & needy cos you can’t be working that big bed & red hot phones every night, but I only ask as I’m free tonight & tomorrow b4 I gotta go back to work
This must be what shore leave feels like! Verdammt wristwatch!
I hope you’re doing OK anyway baby – as I type I’m back & forth on the mobile having a cheeky chat with someone either pretending to be you or (dare I imagine it? Dare, dare!) actually you, wide awake & smouldering from a well-deserved beauty sleep!
I got a real hot sexy pic of you as an opener, yr pretty lily tattoo climbing up your tummy from your crisp, white panties, beautifully contrasted by your French tan hehe 
You’re definitely pushing for higher glamour Cami my sexy honey, but don’t forget us low dog guttersnipe types who forage for swine amongst the pearls lol 
Oh, it’s such fun talking to you, baby. If you’re not on TV before Wed I’ll just hold out for better luck before your appointments at the end of the month.
A bientot, ma cherie!
(Fuck, I’ve forgotten more French than I ever learned lately… :-7 maybe we can practice on my oral technique, hmm? mwuhuhuhuh 
speak soon baby girl mwah!)
Lee x x x x x x x
hi Camilla, hope you’re well babe and finally rid of the chest infection, i’ve still got a never ending supply of TLC for ya tho just in case
xxxx
i’m ok, a little bit knackered tho from a lack of sleep last night, so i could well be lying comatose by the time 9pm comes round!! so if i don’t see ya later i hope you have a good night, i’ll defo see you in my dreams tho babe
xxx
speak to ya soon pretty lady, love ya loads
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hi Lee, alright mate? Camilla should be on partyland tonight, good luck with getting through to her mate
Doesn’t look to me as if the leading lady will be making an appearance tonight
Its alex, Charlie and caty from the looks of it. Gutted 
Hey there Moz & Jay – unless I’m v. much mistaken Cami’s rearranged her schedule around y’all like you’ve asked for several times lol
Bummer for me but you should see that state of my flat; how bad have things got that I gotta put positive spin on the status quo with FUCKING HOUSEWORK? 
Think she’s been spoiling us lately, dudes. Try a little tenderness.
Miss you, baby. So it goes.
Mwah!
Lee (and duster) x x x x *koff koff* x x x
In fairness I never requested any schedule rearranging. I have got nothing but time on my hands lol
Got nothing but DUST on mine right now, Chri-i-ist… :-7
hope you’re not ill again Camilla and that you’ve just rescheduled your nights instead
i’m off to bed in a sec, really struggling to stay awake now and yawning for Britain here!! lol
take care babe, lotsa love
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soz fellas if i got ya hopes up!! lol and yeah you’re right Lee, although i feel spoilt every day as far as Camilla’s concerned, there’s none better than Camilla for me
Feel your frustration, Moz (and your fatigue, eurghhh) – there’s a whole bevy of hot babes between BS & PL tonight, but I just can’t be arsed. Admittedly it’s a while til I get paid and things are a little tight in the mean time; it’s focused my priorities like blinkers… :-7 If Cami’s not on, my phone stays cold.
I’m not sure if, even though I’ll be off work, I’ll be around over the Aug Bank Hol yet, so if you’re not on TV Tuesday night baby I’ll say my goodbyes til you’re back on our screens, bigger & better than ever hehe
Hey, maybe I can catch up on some unwatched DVDs! The pile’s been growing for months… :-7 Can’t wait til I can add Kill Me 5 to the top of it
Didn’t enjoy the housework. So much so that I stopped.
Lee (winner of Bone Idol 2009; too lazy to collect award lol) x x x x x x x
Hi Cami baby,
Just seen the schedule for BabeStation tonight & you’re on it – for now I’m gonna take that with a pinch of salt as it’s been useless up til now & just channel hop, but if you’re on either station tonight could I put in a request for thigh boots & baby oil, sweetie? :-d Scrolled past Jemma on my way down the page (didn’t look for long, honest lol
OK maybe my mouse packed up or summink hehe) and suddenly I’ve got ideas.
The power of subliminal advertising, huh?
Promise I’ll stop now.
In anticipation of a slippery night on that big, big, bed I’ll bid you the sweetest of kinky dreams, babe. Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x x
hey camilla baby its rob shaw how are you babe ive been on a cheshire training course yesterday and today it will help myself on my maths my english is ok its just my maths i struggle with the must but when are you next on babestation or partyland gorgeours ive missed you lots last week baby i cant wait to when i next phone you on any of those shows whens your film kill me 5 been adverteyes i would love to see what its like ill spake with you again soon my lovelly babe love you lots big hugs and kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
cheers Lee, yeah, fatigued is a good term for how i felt last night, i was well & truly cream crackered, surprised i stayed awake as long as i did tho! i think me and you are often in the same boat regarding working nights and missing Camilla. i’ll be back on ‘em next week, but in the mean time i’m slowly but surely getting used to seeing daylight again!! lol. fair play with the attempted house work aswell mate, at least the thought was there! lol, i think Camilla’s got it all sussed tho…..get someone else to do it instead!
which brings me nicely onto you Camilla, how are ya pretty lady? all good i hope
looking forward to seeing and catching up with you again soon, and if ya taking requests…any chance you could wear the black latex dress some time soon please, haven’t seen you in it for a while. no worries if ya don’t tho babe, as you know i love seeing you in anything 
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catch ya later, love ya
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blimey, how quick was that! i sent in my txt and it was being read out within 20 secs….nearly missed it lol, partyland just gets better n better
ya looking sensational Camilla, tho you always do
xxx think i’m gonna have to ask you about the new piercing the next time i speak to you, can’t wait 
it pains me to say it babe, but i’ll be off to bed shortly
i’ll make sure i see your 1st section of the night at least tho, even if i have to prop my eyes open with matchsticks lol, have a good night, i’m sure you will 
lots of hugs n kisses, love ya
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Hey Camilla honey, how’ve you been?
Mwah!
Just spotted you, all teeny tiny in the corner of the PartyLand screen – so tiny in fact I can’t tell if that’s Lilly or Roxanna you’re sat with lol
So for all my clingy whining I’ll be able to give you a ring some time later, woo-hoo! 
Guess who’s bound to have lost the art of conversation after midnight? :-7
Anyway, you’re looking mighty fine tonight baby and as I’ll probably be stuck from Wed to the turn of September unable to talk to you, I’ll be hitting that number til my battery dies for a good cause. 
Good to see the scheduling info is as factual as ever; you’re doing the most Camilla-esque impression of Reede I’ve ever seen baby hehe
Later, my gorgeous girl! Mwah mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. never did get that housework done… :-7 This is my United States of Whatever!
Oh Camilla my angel, what a night!
It’s another hour til PL hits FreeView and I can’t keep my eyes off my laptop hehe
It was so good to talk to you earlier baby – loved the pirate bikini & peach panties (doubling up as bondage gear you kinky girl, hehe); do you have a Dulux chart at home to match your sexy outfits to you creamy skin baby? lol 
Love the wee tartan number n’ sexy Argyle knee highs too – I foozle like fuck on the pitch & putt fairways but if you wanna be my caddy we can get trapped in a sandy bunker together hehe 
You’re burning up my screen tonight Cami honey and as I’ll probably not speak to you again in August after this show I’m making the most of you mmm, imagine me kissing & licking you all over baby; those hot, sexy endless legs, the cutest lil’ bum ever to grace my eyes, your elegantly tattooed tummy, those heavenly titties soon to grow up bigger & better mmm, up your slender neck & all over those pouty, beestung lips again, and again, and again, mwah mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Basically I’m just typing up what I can’t articulate off the cuff on the phone to you, sweetie hehe
I’ll bide my time & call you again before you go home this morning – even if I just get to eavesdrop for the full 20 I’ll get off hearing you purr your pussycat pillow talk to the other lucky mahfahs and look forward to the new you in late September. 
I’ll never get you out of my head Camilla, you gorgeous hot honey bunny mwah!
Unlike dear lil’ Kylie though, I won’t record a pop single whining about it lol 
You don’t wanna imagine me in that sexy wee white number baby, you just don’t… 
Lee x x x x x x x (my bum probably looks big in it hehe)
Hey, Cami honey – Tue nite and it’s been mostly about me… (hey, who threw that? lol)
Oh baby it’s the end of a wonderful night for me – I got thru to you pretty quick on 2 and a half occasions lol
and you’ve been on top form since I saw you online around watershed time hehe 
All your sexy outfits, your naughty chat, your latest addition to your crown jewels mmm 
it’s all good baby! Mwah!
I’ve harped on for far too long tonight already without your other guys interspersing my waffle to make it look less one sided :-7 so let me just say thanks for everything tonight you gorgeous, sexy girl – I’ve enjoyed every minute as always and you’ve no idea what it does for me when you’re not around!
It’ll be worth the petrol money, suit hire & bollocking for absence at work just to do the Camilla full body search in that little windowless backroom hehe 8-o Just don’t be surprised if afterwards I can’t bring myself to say “She’s clean!” 
Couldn’t resisit that one babe – sorry!
I hope you have a great time in Germany over the weekend (is it boxing ring duty again?), assuming I don’t find that Customs uniform & whizz down to the airport in time to intercept you as you set off the metal detectors lol
In truth I’ve had plenty of time to get used to your imminent boob job by now & to be honest I can’t wait to see you again when you’re ready to return; just gutted I got cut off tonight MOMENTS before I got to draw a line under (or was it over?
hehe) the old you. So it goes; I should cut to the chase more, like right now! :-7 *ahem*
More Camilla = more sweet larve, mwah mwah!
I do love you the way you are now honey; I’ll sure miss the old you but learn to love Double D Camilla, mwah mwah!
Have a great weekend my darling, and all my best wishes for September. I’m still being stonewalled at every step re. Club Camilla and I’m raging inside but one day I’ll get there. You’ll probably be a triple J by then and have chronic backache & scuff marks on your nipples, lol but I’ll get it done. Just don’t take off your older photo sets by then, that’s all I ask!
This is why my sister cuts me off the phone after an hour! :-7 All my love & cuddles Camilla baby, I’ll shut up now and miss you like crazy! Mwah!
Lee x x x x x x x
p.s. Have you forgiven me for the Snog, Marry, Avoid stuff? :-7 Promise never to mention it again babe!