(sheepish grin) Umm… seems I made a bollocks with the Superpoke Pet thing – you can only have one at once so for now at least, Pinkle the fluffy bunny rabbit remains very much a figment of my imagination. :-7 (Dozy berk.) Mungo is so disappointed!
Still, she’ll get all the tickles, juicy lettuce & carrot sticks she’ll need, and she has an enormous wide open rabbit run to scamper about and dig big holes in. It’s the big, empty space that is my head.

Have a great weekend, sweetie. This is my last night at work, so unless you’re on PP after 6am I’ll love you and leave you, but never forget you. Feel free to stop by & visit Pinlke any time, hehe (oh my God, he’s gone mental…)

Lee x x x x x x x

i didn’t get to see you on tuesday night, i got home late and fell asleep while i was waiting to see what channel you were on, just got to see a bit of Megan instead before i nodded off, soz babe.

so how are you anyway Camilla? all good i hope i’m ok, just in need of some serious r & r at the moment.

as for what i’d like to see, erm, let’s see…how about a minimum of £5 million (don’t wanna be too greedy!! lol) magically appearing into my bank account, or maybe a call from Alex Ferguson begging me to sign for man utd…..er hang on a minute, you mean what i wanna see on you’re site don’t ya, rightio Camilla, gotcha!!!! lol, i’ll have a think and let ya know

enjoy your night out tonight, no doubt you will, catch ya later xxx

Bloody hell, I’ve just re-read that bit on Scouts & camping & grown men, and it reads like a fucking charge sheet… boy could I do with a proof reader before I click Submit…
Just to clarify; camping as a kid with the Scouts is a right laugh; camping as a 30 something when your own bed has become the norm for years, you have a toilet down the landing with a lockable door and soap, and your neighbours are not insomniac pillheads insistent on setting fire to stuff at random and tripping over your guy ropes again and again is not such a groove.
So in summary, before I sounded like a perv; now I sound like a grumpy, bitter old man. I don’t know which is worse!

On a completely different tack baby, I’ve just adopted a Superpoke bunny rabbit on FaceBook and called her Pinkle as testament to your phenomenal, sexy hairstyle. Hope you approve, baby! I know you’ll change it eventually so I wanted to remember it for a while longer. She’ll get all the tickles & playdates I can shower on her, and she’s got a baby tigger playmate to trampoline with called Mungo.
That’s my soppy side. Can you marry that to the 30 something bit? :-7 In truth I’ve never grown up, hehehe

Speak soon, honey!

Lee x x x x x

I just can’t be happy today. One day back at work (I’m at lunch) and I’m frowning for Queen & Country. Why can’t I find a job like yours, where I can have a laugh and enjoy myself more? (Oh, the BlokeStation thing. :-7 Good point…)
I did have a bit of a guffaw when you handed over to Megan yesterday, all bouncy & springy like a pinkle haired Tigger! You look so pretty when you smile, and you’ve got such an infectious giggle baby! That’s why I never phone you to sing old Leonard Cohen songs, hehe

I’ll try to keep a eye on your blog while I’m away but I don’t know when I’ll be near a computer. Latitude should be a wheeze if it’s anything like last year; besides music they also do stand-up comedy, poetry and a great cabaret tent with striptease, burlesque dancers and all kinds of novelty acts. Like Elephant Man Elvis (below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5P3Liky1bE

I was in fits of laughter when he showed up last year; mind you by that time I was fucked up drunk on Aspall cider and could possibly have imagined the whole evening…
I’ll let you know how it went when I’m back at home. Camping with the Scouts is a great laugh; grown men with a penchant for creature comforts should really know better LOL…

Missing you already baby! Mwah!

Lee x x x x x x x

p.s. when you’ve had your work done, can I buy all your old bras from you? ;-D £50 the lot, can’t say fairer than that, hehe

Lots of hugs and kisses

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Lots of hugs and kisses

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as for the debate about your body as far as im concerned you do what you want. your hair, tattoos and body in general is what makes me a big fan of yours

but i do have a question if thats ok. when you say “it’s been something i’ve wanted for over 4 years.” does that mean youre having a boob job. if you are then that is fine by me but i would like you to stay as natural as possible

i saw the saturdays in concert last night and they were fantastic camilla

love rascal

I’m so glad I got several chances to talk to you before I went away, honey. I always enjoy our tete a tetes, whether they’re sinfully cheeky or just a giggle, hehe You looked gorgeous on BS this morning and PP the day before – I don’t know how much longer you’ll keep the pinkle look (did you say you were going darker once your film commitments were done?) but it’s a look I for one will remember fondly.

Cheers for the shouts too babe – nice to know you dig me at least a little; thank Christ you haven’t actually met me or that might get blown out of the water, mwuhuhuhuh Oh, us self-deprecating Brits!

I’m a bit bummed you didn’t think my BlokeStation idea was a winner though baby – I’d've made you Executive Producer (so I could visit you in your big office & do naughty stuff under your desk, hehe) and given you a Platinum Membership to Club Kinkstah, with all the rampant, scabby-arsed benefits that come with such high status! Clearly you felt your TV ratings might be undermined by a new kid on the block; I don’t blame you for feeling threatened, hehe

I fully appreciate the way you feel about your body, Camilla. Many of us feel you couldn’t possibly improve upon such a divine, sexy body but as I said before it’s your body & your decision and we’ll still love & cherish you no matter what you decide to do baby. Just don’t become a man, that’s all!

(mournful sigh) I’m gonna miss you so much while I’m away from my late night TV baby. Between work, family commitments and the Latitude festival I can’t quite predict when I’ll next be able to phone in & shiver as your sexy purr tickles my ear drum, but the last couple of days have set me straight for the duration. Take care my dear darling girl, have fun and stay magnificent. Or else.

I pepper your pretty face with sweet, soft kisses mwah mwah mwah

Lee x x x x x x x

Sorry didn’t get to speak to you much over the last couple of days/nights! Not been too good, so didn’t wanna speak to you when I’m on a downer, as it ain’t fair on you. Not even ‘the secret’ has helped this time!

Don’t know if you got my letter yet, but if not then hope you do soon. To be honest as much as I want you to read it, part of me is kind of scared, actually scared is probably the wrong word. I’m more worried about what you’ll think, as alot of people have judged me on the things I’ve written to you about. And although I get the feeling you’re not the type of person to judge, I didn’t think those so called friends were either.

Still doing well at the gym… got more positive feedback from the personal trainer! ;o)

Anyways if you’re on tonight, I’ll try and speak to you.

Take care.

Loadsa luv

Stuart
xx

PS I agree with you, it doesn’t matter what you do to change yourself on the outside, it’s what’s inside that counts the most!